I have some parking tickets?
Uh…I think it was a ninjer thread last week when you said all that…I forget the name of it.
Oh.
That.
[quote=DerAuslander108;2211668]I came home the other day to find my girlfriend packing her suitcase and was like, “WTF?!?”
She yells, “You’re a pedophile!”
I was like, “Woah…that’s a pretty big word for a twelve year old…”[/quote]
In Kazahstan, woman put in cage.
No can have suitcase.
WTF? Does everyone who break 15,750 posts get his own thread?
Or is this about like a pre-birthday roast? If it is, shouldn’t everyone be meaner to you? How else will you know how loved you are?
How about this? I’m nominating this as your official theme song:
YouTube - Diane Lane - Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young
Really, this movie is like your life story – except better! (If only the backup dancers were Korean…)
How is it that I have never seen a movie so awesome?
Oh, you like?
Have some more awesome:
YouTube - Diane Lane - Nowhere Fast
This is how the movie opens. The bikers kidnap Diane Lane. Mayhem ensues. Her fans find a tough guy to get her back. It is awesome. I won’t even spoil the final fight. You have to see it.
what? you think you’re the only one who can count? :BangHead:
seriously, how did you miss that, i saw it in the theatre when it came out.
Jesus Christ, how have I never heard of that movie? Bullshido movie night anyone?
Because he’s only turning 30 this month!
Was that Willem Dafoe? As a young man? Still weird looking?
Started off with Whoo Kid, then I started blazin’ Clue.
I’ll just have to say, that my year of living in Baltimore and working in their schools completely sucked, other than when I was hanging out with DerAuslander.
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4 serious. He treats a bully good, and he really has slept with all the Korean girls in the tri-state area. Oh, and he’ll make you eat bugs, but it will come with lots of good liquor so it’s okay.
[quote=Dagon Akujin;2211997]I’ll just have to say, that my year of living in Baltimore and working in their schools completely sucked, other than when I was hanging out with DerAuslander.
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4 serious. He treats a bully good, and he really has slept with all the Korean girls in the tri-state area. Oh, and he’ll make you eat bugs, but it will come with lots of good liquor so it’s okay.[/quote]
One bug per bottle? Yeah, that’s tequila for ya!
He means bundaegi.
And reports of my philandering are highly exaggerated.
[quote=Dagon Akujin;2211997]I’ll just have to say, that my year of living in Baltimore and working in their schools completely sucked, other than when I was hanging out with DerAuslander.
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4 serious. He treats a bully good, and he really has slept with all the Korean girls in the tri-state area. Oh, and he’ll make you eat bugs, but it will come with lots of good liquor so it’s okay.[/quote]
I miss you too.:XXspam:
I was just asking myself the same thing…
Damn, Diane Lane is fine as wine.
God, Willem Defoe is… well, not. Yikes.
I can’t believe you plus repped me for a joke about pedophilia.
Believe it.
I can’t believe you’re shocked.