250 business cards for $0.99 USD. This has potential.

Actually it was a play on words. You know full of shit. Nice try though, I still <3 you.

you’re dumb.

Why get complicated?

I know you still <3 me.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness
of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark…

So females fall for that stuff? Send me 10000.

She’s a lezzy, don’t listen to her.

EMO = You
Lezzy = Her

Emo < 3 X Lezzy

is that a less than sign or a heart?

Okay Sirc, what would you put on my card.

do me next. build up my hopes for something awesome then deliver a business card made of jokes about height and puberty.

Thank you. Very classy!

I want one.