HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO MORE TRADITIONAL MARTIAL ARTS SECTION!!!@ FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!! KAHAKHAHKAHKHAKHAKHAKHA
Feel better?
Wait…
BwaHAhAHHAHA!!!
yeah…
STFU , you know TMA creates the techniques that you MMA guys take, Do you really think the chokes and groundwork was invented for UFC. Please MMA if a fighting areana not a style. it is a collection of various TMA techniques.
So wait, you want me to feel bad because we use techniques from TMA’s and we actually make them work, whereas you guys…don’t make it work?
This from a guy who needs a blade to make anything actually work?
Puh-lease…
Do you have a problem with that? I’m sure the knife defense you learned from…what was it you trained again? OH yeah, karate. Well, I’m sure you could show me a thing or two about the blade. I hear Goju Ryu is real effective against the knife.
TMA:
Grappling: Wrestling, judo, and ALL variations of jujustu
Striking: ALL variations on Karate, Muay Thai and Kenpo/kempo
Modern Martial Arts:
Gun work, Thermo nuclear warfare, High altitude bombings, strategic anti-personnel cruise misslle bombings, etc.
Well, the modern MA do SEEM to have an advantage.
But what is your point?
DEUS EX - “So wait, you want me to feel bad because we use techniques from TMA’s and we actually make them work, whereas you guys…don’t make it work?”
No just letting oyu know. You assume alot for someone who opened the thread cackilng like a resis monkey in heat.
Yeah, darn I feel so bad, I might have to go find some Korean fuck to beat the crap out of.
Karate, Jujutsu, kung fu, all are mere shadows of the true Martial art, the original Martial art:
SHINUNJU !!
You too can dodge bullets, start a fire by rubbing your dick on a twig, poke your fingers through pretty Mary Jane’s pink panties !!!
SHINUNJU !!
The ultimate Martial Art !!!
Ronin69 is incorrect. The true art is Mianju!!
Mianju HAH !!!
Your pathetic chi farts are no match for the awesome power that is SHINUNJU !!!
Rubber sex dolls tremble at the approuch of a SHINUNJU master !!!
Originally posted by ronin69
Mianju HAH !!!
Your pathetic chi farts are no match for the awesome power that is SHINUNJU !!!
Rubber sex dolls tremble at the approuch of a SHINUNJU master !!!
I’m tembling just reading this stuff…
Originally posted by omega
Yeah, darn I feel so bad, I might have to go find some Korean fuck to beat the crap out of.
:eek:
Originally posted by ronin69
Mianju HAH !!!
Your pathetic chi farts are no match for the awesome power that is SHINUNJU !!!
Rubber sex dolls tremble at the approuch of a SHINUNJU master !!!
Yes, but your SHINUNJU practice only involves solo one-armed drills, which aren’t practiced in a “live” environment with a partner. You cannot help but bow down to the aromatic flatulence of Mianju, especially under the direction of the Canadian chief instructor – Hous Bin Farteen.
SHINUNJU techniques are far to DANGEROUS to practise in a “live” manner.
The last time they were practised live, the volcano erupted in Pompei !!
And its “one armed techniques” are without par !!!
All I sense is envy !!! ENVY I SAY !!!
Originally posted by ronin69
SHINUNJU techniques are far to DANGEROUS to practise in a “live” manner.
The last time they were practised live, the volcano erupted in Pompei !!
And its “one armed techniques” are without par !!!
All I sense is envy !!! ENVY I SAY !!!
I heard that eruption was just a metaphor for the founding monk’s visit to the local cathouse, where he apparently broke his vow of celibacy.
Originally posted by Budd
Yes, but your SHINUNJU practice only involves solo one-armed drills, which aren’t practiced in a “live” environment with a partner. You cannot help but bow down to the aromatic flatulence of Mianju, especially under the direction of the Canadian chief instructor – Hous Bin Farteen.
Hous Bin Farteen is a fraud, mister: only brazilian chef-instructors hold the secret techniques (and the original feijoada recipe) to unlock the mighty gasses of Mianju.
And just to remind you, Shinunju one armed drills make practioners lose all sense of timing. Shinunju fighters are known to release their power prematurely, leaving actual combat earlier than their partners (and usually giving their unsatisfied partners pathetic excuses).
Originally posted by WingChun Lawyer
Hous Bin Farteen is a fraud, mister: only brazilian chef-instructors hold the secret techniques (and the original feijoada recipe) to unlock the mighty gasses of Mianju.
Actually, that was me, during my tour of South America where my exploits earned me the nickname - El Mierda (see previous thread). Surely you can’t have forgotten already. Hous Bin Farteen is my chosen representative for Canada, since he has paid for the complete transmission of Mianju, several times actually. So until someone pays me more – This guy Hous Bin Farteen is the one with the juice.
Originally posted by WingChun Lawyer
And just to remind you, Shinunju one armed drills make practioners lose all sense of timing. Shinunju fighters are known to release their power prematurely, leaving actual combat earlier than their partners (and usually giving their unsatisfied partners pathetic excuses).
In all things you’ve said about Shinunju – you are correct.