You guys are a JOKE!!! LOL

The NHB/MMA guys live in a fantasy world. What jokes! With all the rules in the fights, it should be more accurately called a skirmish, not a fight. Like the MMA guys say, you fight how you train, hence THEIR martial “art” isn’t effective in the real world. A real martial art like a Filipino style (Pekiti Tirsia Kali, Sayok Kali, etc) is the REAL deal, not these steroid freaks like Coleman…

PeeDee, IP this guy. I think we all know who it is.

Brand, if you would make with the cool pictures?

(board breaks with a kick)
“Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something.”
– Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling”

Actually, I agree with him. Everyone knows it’s just sport fighting (like TKD).

You call that a joke? Now THIS is a joke!

simply hillarious!! Bush is trying to find osama, but not to kill him, as most people would suspect, but to give him an oversized novelty check! How ironic is that!?

So you have a point to make. HMMM?
Let’s see, you call all nhb/mma fighter’s a joke. One comes up to you, kick’s your ass. You got your ass kicked by a joke. Sure I can live with that.

Truthfully speaking brand I’d rather live with a few techniques I know for a fact will work as opposed to theory.

A. Eye gouge… I got severely gouged in one of my fights and I still one.

B. Kick them in the groin…I nailed a guy in the groin while fighting on the street, didn’t even faze him. A nice punch to the face did though.

C. Cup the ears…actually somebody did that to me and it took me out of the fight. I’ve never used it though.

D. Palm strike to nose will kill him. When was the last time anybody killed anybody with that technique. Please give me a break.

E. Armbar…it doesn’t really break the arm. Did you know that? I did.

Stop bagging on MMA because you can’t handle the stress of having your ass handed to you. I’ll be the first to admit its not for everybody and some MMA’ers need to open up there eyes buy you’re a complete moron Mr. Ashida Kim wannabe ninja Power ranger.

(BTW Brand I’m talking to NHB not you)

Go away I’m talking to myself

How about a knife in the gut, bro? Who the h*ll is Ashida Kim? LOL, seems to me he’s been here telling you the same thing. He must be SMART. Why IP me? Can’t handle the stress, JKDChic? Please, please take me to the ground, so my buddies can kick you in the face or better yet use the good ol’ Loius Slugger. Sounds like REALITY to me…LOL NOT!

Excellent question, I’ve been confronted with a knife what about you? Don’t talk theory talk reality you little 13 year old.

I’ve taken the knife and bat away what do you have? Of course nothing you little troll. Grow up and get a life.

Oh and the gound thing. You must not watch MMA. I don’t take guys to the ground in the street. How many fights have you gotten into, not including the ones where your dad is bitch slapping your ass.

Go away I’m talking to myself

Stress?
Huh?

I want your IP so I can prove something to myself. Is it nice to feel needed, moron?

Not you Omega.

(board breaks with a kick)
“Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something.”
– Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling”

Yeah, I bet Omega…Mr. Tough Guy, only in your dreams, pal. The truth hurts, I know. You can resort to all the name calling you want because deep down inside you know I’m right. MMA is a SPORT, it’s not about REALITY, you even had other posters here agree. And JKDChick, please get my IP, are you going to be surprised that there is more than ONE person out there that doesn’t consider MMA a real martial art? Don’t make me get started on JKD, either…

So, NHBaJoke, why do you care? What’s the crusade all about?

JKD: you can’t use your massive mod powers to ip him?

Must be from Ashidas site.

“A well set table, ‘Third Rock From The Sun’
Dead men hung, ‘Caddilacs and dinosaurs’
hot peanuts and fireworks, a Holocaust” - Warcloud

Yeah, I bet Omega…Mr. Tough Guy, only in your dreams, pal. The truth hurts, I know. You can resort to all the name calling you want because deep down inside you know I’m right. MMA is a SPORT, it’s not about REALITY, you even had other posters here agree. And JKDChick, please get my IP, are you going to be surprised that there is more than ONE person out there that doesn’t consider MMA a real martial art? Don’t make me get started on JKD, either…

I never said it wasn’t a sport. Loser. What I’m saying is that TMA or some “reality” martial arts aren’t about reality either. I would rather know what would work rather than be a little wet behind the ear pip squeak like yourself.

Go away I’m talking to myself

I just love how people love to bitch yet offer no solution.

<Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> smacks me
<John> I’d have to smack you sometime…

Oh and since you said I can resort to all the name calling I want.
Jackass
Moron
George Bush Wannabe
mental retarded cumsucking gutter slut
your momma.

Go away I’m talking to myself

You forgot the broken glass and lava pits.


Make friends with them until they beg for mercy.

And a spike trap right before Dr. Wily’s door.

They don’t call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing!

you obviously dont know shit about combat.

after four posts your already IN THE CAGE.

FUKING RETARD, IF IT WAS A REAL FIGHT, YOU WOULD BE DEAD ALREADY.

ahem… and please dont talk about FMA or IMA. you gonna give us real practationers a bad reputation. your email says AIKIDO357, so talk about how great your shihonage is or something like that.