[QUOTE=Omega Supreme;3026917]Also funny I got to beat up the guy she cheated on me with because he decided to start a fight with me. Dumbass.[/QUOTE]
Every fighter’s fantasy, having “that guy” come up and initiate something by taking a physical poke at you first in a public way…
[QUOTE=Omega Supreme;3026917]Still married. Funnily enough we only dated for just under 3 weeks when we got married. I was divorced before, yes, she cheated on me. Also funny I got to beat up the guy she cheated on me with because he decided to start a fight with me. Dumbass.[/QUOTE]
This is a (sensitive) question to anyone willing to answer: How have you dealt with your wife’s cheating ?
[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;3026925]This is a (sensitive) question to anyone willing to answer: How have you dealt with your wife’s cheating ?[/QUOTE]
You either give Devil an ass whooping or thank him,
Depending on how jealous you are,
and how attached you were to that wife.
[QUOTE=battlefields;3026392]Curiosity got the better of her while I was out with the boys and using the excuse that “I had given her permission” when she recently accused me of watching porn to check my phone, she went through it with a fine tooth comb.[/QUOTE]
Fucking walk. What kind of partner is afraid of porn??
[QUOTE=Devil;3026552] She would’ve pitched a hissy fit and then she would’ve gotten over it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, assuming she lacks the self respect to walk from someone who shows her none.
[QUOTE=Devil;3026552]She isn’t going to respect you anymore.[/QUOTE]
Imagine being insecure enough to fear being candid.
Why were you candid there, though? If you didn’t behave incriminatingly then you shouldn’t be trying to excuse anything. I mean fuck, you want her to start feeling exhonorated for that behaviour?
[QUOTE=The Cap;3028773]Fucking walk. What kind of partner is afraid of porn??[/QUOTE]
You should watch this movie, it deals with this exact topic. This is one of the best movies ever made about New Jersey.
[QUOTE=The Cap;3028787]Lol no.
[/QUOTE]
No seriously, that movie is very much about New Jersey. It’s actually a very sweet love story.
The main character is parodying NJ shore machismo. Johansson parodies the blood sucking Jersey Girl.
I won’t spoil the ending but it’s not what you expect at all.
It was filmed right here in Hackensack, Bergen County, too. Don’t ever test my Jersey.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3028818]No seriously, that movie is very much about New Jersey. It’s actually a very sweet love story.
The main character is parodying NJ shore machismo. Johansson parodies the blood sucking Jersey Girl.
I won’t spoil the ending but it’s not what you expect at all.
It was filmed right here in Hackensack, Bergen County, too. Don’t ever test my Jersey.[/QUOTE]
I don’t doubt it was, I was giving the whole state a Chris Christie sized nope. Hell, sounds funny. I’ll toss it on my list.
Hey, isn’t that Holy’s neighbourhood?
[QUOTE=Omega Supreme;3026917]Also funny I got to beat up the guy she cheated on me with because he decided to start a fight with me. Dumbass.[/QUOTE]
Please tell me that’s in your tales of Omega thread.
[QUOTE=The Cap;3029018]I don’t doubt it was, I was giving the whole state a Chris Christie sized nope. Hell, sounds funny. I’ll toss it on my list.
Hey, isn’t that Holy’s neighbourhood?[/QUOTE]
Holy Moment is a South Jersey creeper. Hackensack is Northeast Jersey, just outside NYC.
It definitely deals with this exact issue. Scarlett Johannson essentially plays the same type of girlfriend being discussed here. The Slutty Control Freak.
[QUOTE=Omega Supreme;3029114]Wasn’t much to tell. The guy started to get agitated, telling me he could take me down because he was a wrestler. When I told him that’s fine but you have to know what to do once you get to the ground he shot in for a double leg. I got his arms and rolled him into a crucifix and proceeded to ‘ghost’ knee him in the face. I then called over to his friends to grab him so I didn’t really have to hurt the guy. So yeah, all of 10 seconds.
Confronted my wife when we got home ‘A man doesn’t suddenly start getting agitated like that for no good reason what’s going on’ then she told me.[/QUOTE]
Ah well, thanks for sharing.
Is anyone else too scared to ask Omega what he lacked that the other dude had?
Also, battlefields wants out. He doesn’t know it yet but he does.
[QUOTE=Lily;3029159]Is anyone else too scared to ask Omega what he lacked that the other dude had?[/QUOTE]
Probably nothing. Convenience, low self-esteem, arrogance and lack of respect could all be it, but it’s not necessarily any of our business.
It’s pretty obvious, Omega already told us:
“I’ve been married to a stupid fucking woman for 21 years.”
Not to go too deep, but she has told me about her ex who used to threaten her with “fucking prostitutes” on his business trips to Holland if she didn’t do certain things sexually. Obviously that was a fucked up relationship.
She’d been increasingly dreaming about me cheating on her and paying cam girls and all this shit. She mentioned about cam girls the week before and I was like, “I have no idea even what a cam girl would even cost”, in a discussion about cam girls and prostitutes. She then asked the question she probably shouldn’t have, but, “do you know how much a prostitute costs?”
And I, in my infinite dumbassery, replied, “yeah.”
I could’ve lied, but why would I? Relationships are based on trust and I was over the tension that occurred every minute there was a plot line of a show that included whores, or cam girls, cheating, or anything that we were watching.
Then again, I knew anything that I said after that would dig a deeper whole than I wanted to dig, so I kept hella quiet. Turns out I should have been fully upfront with her about my former life, with the ex, etc. Might’ve avoided the whole situation.
[QUOTE=battlefields;3029373]Not to go too deep, but she has told me about her ex who used to threaten her with “fucking prostitutes” on his business trips to Holland if she didn’t do certain things sexually. Obviously that was a fucked up relationship.
She’d been increasingly dreaming about me cheating on her and paying cam girls and all this shit. She mentioned about cam girls the week before and I was like, “I have no idea even what a cam girl would even cost”, in a discussion about cam girls and prostitutes. She then asked the question she probably shouldn’t have, but, “do you know how much a prostitute costs?”
And I, in my infinite dumbassery, replied, “yeah.”
I could’ve lied, but why would I? Relationships are based on trust and I was over the tension that occurred every minute there was a plot line of a show that included whores, or cam girls, cheating, or anything that we were watching.
Then again, I knew anything that I said after that would dig a deeper whole than I wanted to dig, so I kept hella quiet. Turns out I should have been fully upfront with her about my former life, with the ex, etc. Might’ve avoided the whole situation.[/QUOTE]it is a no win scenario. Yes, stupid is hiding shit. You know what else is stupid? Divulging too much before you know where it is going. It is a balance and most people fuck it up.
Answering honestly is never wrong, but make sure you understand tact and tasteful.
This is shit you should discuss before or during the getting serious phase.
[QUOTE=It is Fake;3029379]it is a no win scenario. Yes, stupid is hiding shit. You know what else is stupid? Divulging too much before you know where it is going. It is a balance and most people fuck it up.
Answering honestly is never wrong, but make sure you understand tact and tasteful.
This is shit you should discuss before or during the getting serious phase.[/QUOTE]
Good words all. Emphasis is mine.
yet
neglected question during the get to know each other period…
Do you do anal?
…disclaimer…
I’m talking shit. Alas, married a “lady”. Wouldn’t know.
alas
[QUOTE=hungryjoe;3029403]Do you do anal?
…disclaimer…
I’m talking shit.[/QUOTE]
I have a fucking hernia, now. I don’t care if that was accidental or not. You’re in the top 10 funniest jokes in the world, now.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3028775]You should watch this movie, it deals with this exact topic. This is one of the best movies ever made about New Jersey.
//youtu.be/2A63Ly0Pvpk
[/QUOTE]
I’m sorry, but I’m not watching a movie with Joseph “boredom” levitt
[QUOTE=Sam Browning;3029430]I’m sorry, but I’m not watching a movie with Joseph “boredom” levitt[/QUOTE]
Did he play the character that pulls a zero g arm triangle in Inception, or was that actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf? Either way, if you skipped that you’re missing out. Good simple fun.
[QUOTE=Sam Browning;3029430]I’m sorry, but I’m not watching a movie with Joseph “boredom” levitt[/QUOTE]
There is a lot of quality porno in the movie, and Johannson wears leather a lot.
[QUOTE=Omega Supreme;3029500]Her and I sat down awhile after that. It basically came down that she wasn’t ready to be married. I just opened up my first school and I was busy running the business and I wasn’t giving her enough attention. He did.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I must have missed that you weren’t married yet when it happened.
The lowest point of my marriage was during my first grad school years. I was preoccupied and always working, 12 hours a day. My wife got oddly depressed, distant, and starting talking about separating. Something was off. She wasn’t herself.
Turns out, her birth control pill was making her crazy. Her doctor said it had caused an adverse hormonal imbalance for 2 whole years, which almost ended our marriage. And as soon as she switched medications, she popped out of her funk like nothing had ever happened. Overnight, my wife was back.
Hormones.