Just explain politely to her that by the time you’re in the arms of another woman, you’ll have forgotten all about her.(stolen from The Marshall Tucker Band)
You look like a fagg.
You shave yet?
Go cruise elsewhere, Squerlli.
Oh I’m just fucking around, Alex is a big boy he can make fun of me by him self.
EDIT: -Random observation- this doesn’t pertain to anyone specifically so please don’t get pissed.
Didn’t we have a thread basically like this, a month or so ago, that some other more noobish member made and they got blasted out of the water with flames? I mean it wasn’t all abuse (I’m not calling all of you offering advice hypocrites since I don’t even think you posted in the last one at all) but it’s kinda weird how threads about almost the same topic fluctuate in response simply on who’s posting and not just what was posted.
fuck.
alex… come to CA.
we’ll hit the indian casinos and get you laid.
PRONTO.
I don’t recall blasting anybody out of the water on any thread about this stuff recently. But yes, Alex sounds just as sappy and injured as that other guy did. The difference I suspect is that Alex has already got his little hardass reputation established on here whereas the other fella didn’t.
It’s never good to make a first impression by being all butt-hurt about something.
Just saw the new sig, dude. That’s awesome.
squerlli…
was that guy just being a whiny douche?
or did his story end with awesome, like Alex’s?
quality goes a long way here.
Alex tells great stories almost every time he posts in LLL…
so he could get away with posting emo boner shit,
because he’ll make up for it with more awesome stories.
That I can agree with, point taken.
Everything about that thread is awesome.
Also very true.
Ehh I dunno maybe I still feel kinda bad for the other guy, who knows. But to be honest I was expecting more ball busting since Alex has already established his mark as a badass in Bullshido.
Quoted for truth. They’re always a good read and on top of that, coherently written.
Didn’t she get with you in the first place by cheating on her current boyfriend with you? You can’t trust a gal like that, and should never go too invested.
the chick came crawling back and he told her to fuck off.
how much ball busting could we possibly give him?
he already knows he’s a scrawny pale glow-in-the-dark motherfucking faggot.
what else could we possibly say?
Ummm…
He smells like poo?
i’m feeling a little bi curious too, let’s settle the question here and now alex
Yes.
In other news, you likely treat people you know differently than strangers, your parents differently than friends, and teachers differently than the retarded guy at the grocery store who mumbles about big tits and the WWE constantly.
Congrats, you have divined that human beings are not robots programmed with only a very limited sets of responses, and nor are they ameobae reacting to the crudest of stimuli in the simplest of ways.
Today you are a man! L’Chaim!
he can’t help that he’s from New Zealand.
runs and ducks
update- she txt me today and told me that she got back together with the guy and that she felt like it was a mistake to do it but she likes him and he promised not to do it again…
Pretty much all my anger has been replaced with pity now. Whereas I have learnt a lot and can move on, she has regressed back to dating assholes, typical of a girl with no self esteem who doesnt think she is worthy of anything better. That fills me up with sadness.
and damn fucking right i can be sappy now and then because I have fun stories. for example next week I intend to get drunk and let a gay man wax my nuts. why? for laugh value. thats why i rock out with my (soon to seem larger than it is) cock out
Why the fuck would you use a drawing of my face as your avatar, why? I’m flattered and all but seriously, who drew that?
- That guy is awesome
- We now have sufficent pale/New Zealand jokes in the thread, I am satisifed and no longer care anymore.
- Did you get that thing I sent you?
As the guy that started that emo thread a few months back, I feel very confident in saying that not only did I deserve all the shit I got, but that this thread is in every way better than the one I started.
Also, To Alex: The best way to solve this is find your ex’s hottest friend, fuck her, take a picture of you fucking her, and send it to your ex. Its what jesus would do