Why your MMA sucks

trolls need to be believable.

I don’t know whats funnier, the fact you posted that, or the fact you googled “gay sex gif.” Something tells me it was already in your drop down list though.

So are you one of these clawed ladies of the street or a 40 year old man pretending to be one? You’re sending us mixed signals.

Oh and for the record bitches: the fact I got him to essentially ban himself, gives me a win.

[note]The gay porn has been returned to the poster.[/note]

I think it’s taken off his own phone

So this one time, I was really hungry, and I really wanted some egg salad, but my refrigerator was pretty much empty. So I went out to the store and bought eggs, mayonnaise, onions, mustard, etc. - all the stuff I would need to make egg salad. I boiled the eggs, chopped them up, and started mixing them in with the other ingredients.
But by the time I was done making it, I wasn’t hungry anymore, and I didn’t want any egg salad.

this one time i needed to google movie quotes because i have no original ideas

Haha, you’re one to talk about “originality.”

You’re played out kid…

Not to mention I was the first to roll out the google jokes…

It gives you the win and sole proprietorship of his gay gifs. You da winna!

Shit! It’s early, I haven’t had my

  1. Second cup of coffee
  2. First joint
  3. Snort of coke
  4. A good blow job (don’t tell dear… she thinks it was great)

And I’m inherently a

  1. Dull tool
  2. Guy lacking any sense of humor
  3. A n00b to this internet thingie

You mean he’s ‘spent’?

you sound about 16 and a virgin

It’s a shame he couldn’t keep it up

ban pls

[note]The gay porn has been returned to the poster[/note]

Are you mad because I didn’t give you a reach around?

It’s shitheads like you that keep me from even letting my kids in the same room while on BS.

You cumguzzling fucktard heshe goober smooching needledicked bug fucking troll.

Which is exactly usbcableondesk’s type, so watch your ass and don’t take rides from strangers.