- the fact that it’s called mixed martial arts. all martial arts are mixed. 2. the fact that it’s duelling oriented. in the street they’re gonna sneak up on you and stab you in the kidney. 3. the gay outfits. strong homo 4. there are rules 5. in the street you wear shoes and don’t gay around in your undies. 6. in the street you don’t wear a groin protector 7. there are no weapons involved. in the street it’s all weapons all the time 8. men can’t fight women in mma. in the street women will attack you with techniques that are alien to mma guys 9. in the street you don’t get to warm up 10. in the street you are not sober, mma does not teach alcohol resistent techniques
WHARRRRGARBL
You need to unplug that USB cable from your arse, it seems to be typing for you.
Cool user name. I see what you did there.
imma rape you
she has dim mak
When I first joined this site I thought the trolls were just creatures that would pop up every so often…
but gawDAMN they just don’t stop coming. What did you guys do to incite such an oncoming of trolls?
phailboat
You lost some points for grammar and overall organization, kind of a pain to read. -1 point
Originality is what lost it for you -5 points. Should of picked some topics we hadn’t seen before, it’s all been dead horsed at this point.
You had some cleverness, I liked the women and alcohol comments, almost made me chuckle.
Overall troll attempt: 4/10, Keep trying and keep training my friend!
Once you’ve experienced the trolling powers of HiThere, all other trolls seem lacking. I mean, HiThere put effort into his trolling. He drew moronic triangles, made up pseudoscience-y terms, and made videos about DragonballZ. This guy…it’s just weak. Trollshido please.
By the way, where are women learning these extraterrestrial techniques?
Gee, poster sounds like an idiot.
How about putting it this way?
While mma schools teach a combination of stand up and ground techniques that will give the student a full range of fighting skills, schools such as Kajukenbo Self Defense Institute under Professor Emperado (HI) devote all their time to practical self-defense techniques. While they use one on ones to five on ones, their primary practice is one on one, alternating attack and defense, using strikes, grabs, knife, gun, and stick. As a mma type style that incorporates ju jitsu, judo, kung fu, boxing, escrima/kali, karate, Hawaiian Lua, and kenpo and any technique from any art that they think works, the training is not rote learning named and numbered responses with ‘arm stuck out uke or grab my wrist,’ but rather improvisation responses based on the principles of the martial arts. That the higher the level of the participants the higher the level of ‘live’ training provided is essential and is inherent in the training.
For those that want the most practical self-defense training, this school and others like it (and fucking lucky if there’s anything around your town) may be worth checking out.
How’s that? Nah, You’re shit sucks is a better approach.
cryfags like you are dime a dozen. you are delusional to think trolls are here to entertain you
fug totally just got owned.
They’ve started printing deadly techniques on the sides of sanitary products:ky:
yawn…
If you’re not careful, we’ll find out where you live and tea-bag you till you’re “strong homo” like the rest of us.
Trolls may not intend to entertain, but that doesn’t stop them from doing a damn good job.
a lot of women out in the streets use their claw in wicked trajectories
Trolls like you are a nickel a thousand. You should read up on some of our more accomplished trolls, like HiThere, Lavatorr, Gravedigger, Dr. Fagbot, Dr. X, Dr Tzun Tzu, basically anyone with a Dr in front of their name, Sarcastro, Mega-Jesus Sama, and Geordi La Forge.
Frankly, it just seems like you need a better gimmick my friend.
[note]The gay porn has been returned to the poster.[/note]
and there’s your ban
shame you decided to end it so quickly