WTF?!?! y can’t a str8 man appreshiate teh entracacies of a well toned, oily, muscly, savage brute who pounds men for a living? Hmm? Insecure much? PUH SHAW
I’m totilly str8 dude, I bang like… over 9000 chicks a day, they r lined up around my freshly pressed lilac scented bed 2 get a peace of thiz raging man slut.
I drink alcohol, cosmo’s r my favvvvvv, sex in the cityyyy HEEEYYYyyyYYYY! I GET totilly hammered and get SOOO CRAZY boyz nite out amirite?
I watch feetball, and get totilly excited wen tehy score a goal or liek a hat trick. expeshuly TOM BRADY OMG OMG OMG… or Tony Romo, how’d a slut like jessica simpson ever get him anyway? Total BS if u ask me, we shud do a story 2 investigate that fraud! holy cow im soooo funny teehee!
now that i’ve put that lil misstory to rest it iz TOTILLY TIME FOR MORE DUDEZZZZZ!!! (Thiz iz 4 women or men secure n there sexuality only.)
I dedic8 thiz post 2 teh bearz out there! RAWR! u no who u r. :icon_wink
Round 1… GET ME SUM PIC-A-NIC BASKETS BOYZ!

OR

OMG, I wudn’t mind bein either of these boyz boo-boo’s if you no wut I mean, but I’mma go with bachlor #1. I think #2 would just eat me, OMG I take it back I choose #2
ROUND 2 GOOOOO!!!

OR

TANKS, BUT NO TANKS… I’ll b havin me summodat sweet lesnar pie.
C’MON BOYZ we need sum crowd participashun if this party’s gonna get started rite!
Also, sense we changed teh format… can we hazz blowdowns too? plzzzzzzzzz… LUV YA TRAIN HARD or wutever… just look good unowudImsayin?