Who would in a fight between a medieval knight and a Samurai from the old times

Samurai beat mongols, mongols beat knights so…samurai beats knights. It’s math!

[quote=theotherserge;2075056]yeah, I seem to attract people just as screwed up as me!

I figured out which one he is and he’s just a kid, 14 yrs old, so I gotta cut him a lil’slack. :hiding:[/quote]

You should make a martial arts movie with him when he’s 17:

“Can I have crashpad, please”

starring theotherserge as Mtripp
and Big maclol as 3moose1

Boxoffice success garanteed. Especially if you use method acting.:thumbsup:

[quote=Zendokan;2075065]You should make a martial arts movie with him when he’s 17:

“Can I have crashpad, please”

starring theotherserge as Mtripp
and Big maclol as 3moose1

Boxoffice success garanteed. Especially if you use method acting.:thumbsup:[/quote]

LOL!! That would be really funny cause Amir AKA “Bigmaclol” is black. It’d be like a Farrely brother’s movie. I should ask him, maybe he can trade acting for class tuition!

he’s a really good kid, but he’s definitely a kid, as you’ve seen.

[QUOTE=theotherserge;2075001]We know how a cowboy vs samurai turned out because, luckily for us, there is a video of this historical confrontation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=&lt;object width=“425” height=“344”><param name=“movie” value=“http://www.youtube.com/v/g_E9vFLw-R0&hl=en&fs=1”></param><param name=“allowFullScreen” value=“true”></param><param name=“allowscriptaccess” value=“always”></param><embed src=“http://www.youtube.com/v/g_E9vFLw-R0&hl=en&fs=1” type=“application/x-shockwave-flash” allowscriptaccess=“always” allowfullscreen=“true” width=“425” height=“344”></embed></object>[/QUOTE]

what kind of cowboy doesnt pack a six shooter and a scatter gun?

A cowboy from pacifist NZ

Samurai didn’t beat Mongols. Windstorms beat Mongols.

http://www.thearma.org/essays/longsword-and-katana.html

Au contraire mon frere.

YouTube - 2009-02-07 waidat (Siegfried) vs Simon (Mitsurugi) 1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan[quote=TheMightyMcClaw;2075509]Samurai didn’t beat Mongols. Windstorms beat Mongols.[/quote]

Some landed, allowing me to conclusively conclude this!

poopoo

[QUOTE=mike321;2075609]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Japan

Some landed, allowing me to conclusively conclude this![/QUOTE]

Seasick wave-beaten Mongols versus Samurai on their own turf, dry and healthy.

Yep, very conclusive.

[quote=Vieux Normand;2075876]Seasick wave-beaten Mongols versus Samurai on their own turf, dry and healthy.

Yep, very conclusive.[/quote]

Don’t go there! My exhaustive research PROVES this!!! Soon I will submit my thesis and get my PHD. Then I will be an expert on cowboys vs. gladiators, and ninja vs. pirates, and barbarians vs. wizards…:qgreenjum

Are there any Samurai-themed restaurants?

No.

So, duh…Knights.

http://www.samuraisams.net/

http://www.samuraijapanese.com/

Nice try.

[quote=mike321;2075978]http://www.samuraisams.net/

http://www.samuraijapanese.com/

Nice try.[/quote]

Do you get to watch Samurai’s fighting with weapons whilst gnawing on a Mutton Leg?

Nice try, indeed.

[quote=Snake Plissken;2075993]Do you get to watch Samurai’s fighting with weapons whilst gnawing on a Mutton Leg?

Nice try, indeed.[/quote]

Teppan chef bladework > medieval times stuntman bladework.

My last visit to Benihana left me underwhelmed.

A rehash from another thread. These guys fear no food.

They makes onions cry.

YouTube - Hibachi chef demonstrates “onion volcano”

YouTube - Amazing Chef