Who Should Replace Me As #1 Troll?

No one can ever come close to replacing ICY.

I was only around for the end of Dr. X, so I don’t think I had enough time to properly hate him.

I too will be releasing a series of catch wrestling instructional clips.

I never quite got what the fuck happened. What did he do? Any linkies to the back story.

Going back to the OP, Cracky No mae Ni Cracky Naku, Cracky No Ato Ni Cracky Nashi :toothy5:

Looking forward to see your videos dude, srsly. :book1:

i am apprentice level three troll

Fuck trolling, fuck getting a rise out of you and fuck humor. I’m just expressing how much I want you to die.

I am looking forward to your MMA techniques videos, however.

Hell, I’ll nominate GraveDigger.

I agree with Piz in that I don’t think that you can be replaced, though. Maybe the newbies can buy into this, but those of us that have been around will never think of you as not being the troll that you once were (I’m not sure if that is good or bad).

I’ll send you a PM.

I nominate myself.

IF anyone, and I do mean anyone, nominates ANYONE else. I will give you an e-raping the likes your ass has never felt.

Although I am new, I do have credentials:

Me making bobyclumsyninja my bitch,
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I also trolled the ACA into submission, there was an assist, you’ll have to search for that one.

I crushed Lumberjack with no more than a few swings of my magnificent penis here.

Most recently teaching JRT6 to get off the internet and read a fucking book. Here.

There are lots more, but as much as I enjoy jerking off all over this forum with the glory that is conceited. I will let modesty win this round.

Fuck modesty, heres one more.

More importantly with your nomination, and subsequent election I promise to shed any dignity I have left and tackle larger, more well known opponents.

I am willing to shed whatever dignity I have left, and destroy whatever little respect I may have earned from all of you.

Sincerely,
Conceited Von Beuregard

The only person that made me laugh as much as Cracky does is BNH, and he’s never around anymore.

Joke throwdown for the title:

Angry Spastic asked his son if he was going to take over the family business when he retired.

“No” said his son.

“Why not” asked the spastic.

“Well dad” his son replied, “That’s some pretty big shoes to fill.”

okay, you’re out of the running

That’s what they said to Angry_Spastic…

I’d suggest Boyd, but I thought he’s pretty close to #1 troll anyway…

Boyd is not a troll. He is right.

GraveDigger is far funnier than any of you can imagine, and you’ll never know why.

The title of #1 troll is taken, not given.

The spot should be left open because no one is currently worthy of it.

Two trolls enter, one troll leaves?

Boyd, in all his manifestations, is something far greater than troll.

Where is the good doctor?

I’d suggest LAVATORR, but he’s dead serious and wouldn’t cotton to accusations of trolling.

they aren’t mutually exclusive though… he proves that pretty much every post.

The nature of Mr Digger makes him somewhat unreliable, busy as he seems to be.
The Troll numero uno should ideally be stalking these dark corridors where ever-rampant retardation rears its ugly and ever-present head.

Oh. I can see t-shirts and mugs with that on. Whoever gets the position gets the distribution rights as well?