Who Should Replace Me As #1 Troll?

Reviews, Videos, and Everything Else Trollshido
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First of all, [i][u]MESSAGE TO STAFF DO NOT MOVE THIS TO TROLLSHIDO AS IT CRASHES THIS COMPUTER[/i][/u] (I’m away from home for the week and this pc sucks). The point of the thread is not to troll the forum, and in fact, will bring about quite the opposite from me once the process is finalized.

I’m just about ready to hang up the trolling gloves, my training and my life for that matter are getting more serious and my posts are changing to reflect that.

So, I’m offering my title to whoever is most worthy. This thread isn’t about voting (that will be a seperate, future thread), it’s about nominating, but I will explain how the voting and nomination processes will work:

Each nominee will require at least 3 sponsors (including themselves), unless they are nominated by a member of staff, Sirc, MJS, or Me…

In the final voting, they tally will be as follows:

-Me 50 votes
-Sirc 25 votes
-MJS 15 votes
-Staff 10 votes
-Supporting Members/Sponsors 5 votes
-The Unwashed Masses 1 vote
-Tom Kagan, Samuel Browning, and JKDChick 0 votes (also barred from nominating anyone)

So, let the nominations (and attempts at gaining a nomination) begin!

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buttnuggets

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I’ll nominate you, MJS, but I’d really like you to nominate someone else you think is funny.

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then get comfortable

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Cracky, motherfuck you and your bullshit.

Kill yourself. Kill yourself wicked hard.

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I actually think you should continue to troll everyone and be an asshole as well as be a serious poster, just in the technique forums. Even DHS can use the occasional suicide bomber.

Unless you’re talking about hanging up the forum gloves for good. That would suck. No one here is funny anymore.

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(Looks at Cracky’s style field)

So are you training with Lance Storm now?

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If this was an attempt at trolling, you fail.

If this was an attempt as getting a rise out of me, fail.

If it was trying to be funny…holy shit, does it EVER fail.

I actually think you should continue to troll everyone and be an asshole as well as be a serious poster, just in the technique forums. Even DHS can use the occasional suicide bomber.

Well, that’s sort of the plan, but I plan to be sort of a more productive, clever, and funny (if less skilled) version of Omega. I just won’t be trolling all the time, and I thought it would be fun to have a successor.

Unless you’re talking about hanging up the forum gloves for good. That would suck. No one here is funny anymore.

No, I plan on posting MMA technique videos on a regular basis. I would have already, but I’ve been having some coordination of people/technical difficulties. I’m going to be focusing first on ground and pound, then moving onto how to apply submissions in MMA with a minimum of risk, with a discussion of the cohesive overall strategy (that will be common to all of them) and how the techniques contained in each fit into it at the end of each video.

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Wait, you’re a troll?

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Mods - move this thread to Trollshido and rename it ‘Goodbye Cruel World’.

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Aesopian with all his faggerly “this is how do grapple” arrogance. No way he’s serious.

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Yep, gotta second that one. :phil2:

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I nominate Dr. Fagbot and Virus, both of which have said some awesome stuff.

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Too bad Doctor X isn’t around anymore.

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Virus is mostly just sarcastic. It’s going to be angry spastic no matter who dons the title. Why not just make it official?

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Argumentum ad hominem sir, argumentum ad hominem.

(Latin is a beautiful language. – Ed.)

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Lily, you aren’t in the running, stop trying.

Maybe I need to identify some criteria:

  1. Must be funny

  2. Must be USEFUL (ala Virus, not Angry Spastic)

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I liked that guy, except for the giant yellow signature. Indeed.

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I thought the bit got old pretty fast. Then when I realized it wasn’t a bit… damn.

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I agree with Tenebrous, at first I thought the guy was kind of funny but not possibly serious, then it was like “Oh…OH…oh shiiiiit”.