where's the end of the line for IHOP's Rudy Tooty Fresh And Fruity Breakfast Special?

Whether or not I’m ACTUALLY a badass is a moot fucking point here. I didn’t claim to be one in that post. The point is that I can earn that REPUTATION without being a thug. The topic of conversation is how to balance that image with acceptable behavior and it just so happens we’re specifically discussing ME and what I should do. So really, what exactly do you expect me to say on the matter? I’m going to discuss how my reputation is influenced by my behavior. God fucking forbid. Get off your high horse bitch.

You were doing so well up until that last sentence too. I was almost starting to believe the whole “classy” bit.

You’re one to talk.

The really, really really short version is he’s a kung fu douche from the west coast that posted on here almost since the site began under the name “kungfudoeswork” generally sort of defending traditional martial arts and kung fu.

He has about 25 years of training in Monkey Kung Fu (seriously, he does the little hop around like a monkey form and everything) and fights . . . well, he doesn’t really fight. He also instructs monkey kung fu and aspires to work in pictures (one fight coordinator credit on a straight to DVD movie so far)

He spent literally years talking shit about specific and abstract issues on here but then lost a fight with Anthony (who has literally about 1/10th the training he has, but in MMA with American Top Team instead of Monkey Kung Fu with Sum Gai)

He claims he quit over “staff abuses” here, but he was neither privy to staff policy or affected by anything he mentions - in reality, he slunk off because the general state of kung fu is so poor he was looking like a jackass for defending it.

He started a rival board that has about 3 members, including him.

He is the rosy-cheeked fellow in anthony’s av.

I know you are, but what am I?

You were doing so well up until that last sentence too. I was almost starting to believe the whole “classy” bit.

Oh no, I cussed at you. Oh my. By “classy”, I didn’t mean “faggy”. No one has to like me. Thats totally beside the point. I mean that I won’t actually do you any wrong. Thats what matters, not the yap yap yap.

I’m sure we could continue this witty repartee’ for a good long while, but I’m afraid that I’m just not up on my disses. Also, I’m afraid you might call my mom a name or something and my fragile ego really can’t take that kind of abuse these days. So, you win. Good luck on your fight with Rudy.

For the love of pete, no more threads about Rudy.

I think I’ll trollshido this one. No confidential material.

When does a thread become Trollshido material? And how badly will I get flamed for asking that?

In this particular case, if its about Rudy.

Is there any way we could just trollshido rudy’s entire forum?

only if Bullshido wants to claim paternity of Rudy’s forum

To be fair, it still does count as paternity if you knock up some $20 street whore.

They’ve kinda taken care of that themselves.

Awww… I thought this thread was actually about IHOP :cry:

only if Bullshido wants to claim paternity of Rudy’s forum

there is no doubt that BS is the baby’s Daddy.

I knew we should have been using a rubber

Dat bitch said she was on the pill. I’LL KILL THAT BITCH.

And apparently the little shit’s acting up again!