Well, I tried to play nice, I tried to be understanding, I tried to be the good guy who looks at the situation from outside the box. What do I get for it? Dirt in the face.
Just got banned off Rudy’s board for questioning one of their members stupid comments about the # of pro fighters who frequent and post on this board. Rudy switched up my sig to use my real name and insult me, and I think changed my avatar to a douche. I called him out on it via PM, and asked him that if my blue belt was laughable, and he just got his ass kicked by a white belt where that left him?
Anyway, where do I take my ticket to get in line to kick that fuckers ass? He lives in Maryland right? I gotta go down there anyway to spar Maverick and knife fight Plasma, I can take a pit stop along the way.
Remember that scene in Aladdin where the Cave of Wonders implored the titular street rat to touch none of its majesties but the lamp and Abu begins shitting on some diamonds or whatever?
After spending 5 years preaching that “KungFuDoesWork” and talking an insane level of shit about MMA-focused training, only to be beaten by a casual MMA hobbyist with less than a year of training, he’s desperate to find validation/vindication through any means necessary.
It’s best to just close the book on the guy and move on. Seriously, with his level of desperation, the next altercation he’s involved in is going to see the man seriously hurt by doing something stupid.
Plenty of other, un-kicked asses out there worth applying boots to.
I intend to whoop his ass so decisively that he pulls a JFS and sends his girl online to explain to his fans that he’s too busy saving orphans, white water rafting, curing aids, rescuing kittens, etc. to even THINK of fighting again.
I’d recommend not respecting the tap, and not being the bigger man.
Beat him until the ref forcefully pulls you off and then jump up and rub his face in it from the get go.
If Shar ever manages to delude herself to the point where she really does try and set up a match with me I’m going to piss on her right in the middle of the ring.*
I’m too nice for all that, despite my best efforts at malice. You’re gonna have to bank on him having the balls to take a beating. I wouldn’t bet on it though.
You guys are squandering your chances. In a real match you have to be a respectful sportsperson because it’s nothing personal. But when it’s personal you might as well make it really personal. Makes better internet.
