Remember me? I’m back to claim this forum and all who post in it. I demand to be made a moderator right now. There will be serious consequences if I am not.
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Your request is granted. Your mod powers will be enabled within the hour.
You remember me pizdoff??? I’m a ninja, I’m good looking, I’m undefeated… 43,003,040-0-0 is my record in NHB fights.
omg a ninja! Watch out he may flip out and kill everyone!
You daaaaaaaamn right.
Guelph’s servers are fucking slow, dude. That took me fifteen seconds to download and I’m on U-Toronto’s backbone.
This thread is now about crossdressing.
Oh great
Another fucktard with big sig pics
Please Shut Up Noob
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Samuel you were here like 3 months before me. Shut the fuk up douche bag. I’m no noob trust me. I’ve been around longer than you know.
And you have liimited posts 64, 65, you still sound like Noob material to me. BTW we never take new Ninjas seriously. They are assumed to be bullshido until they prove otherwise. For all we know you are out of the Ashida Kim or Frank Dux linage.
Newb, shut the fuck up.
I’ve been on a leave of absense. I AM NOT A NEW NINJA. I’ve been ninjaing since that song “Shoop” was popular. If you insist on labeling me “noob” (which is very cute internet lingo for a bunch of so called tough guy martial artists) then at least make the posts funny. “STFU N00b” is getting old already. Tell me my mom was sells rim jobs on E-Bay or something. Apply yourself.
… you realize you only have 67 posts, right?
“STFU NOOb” is all you get. You’re not yet worthy of us applying ourselves.
Members here save good insults for each other.
Well I’d hope I know I only have 67 posts, I fukking posted them. FingerMoron, I will own anyone one the internet in the art of internet insult trading. I invented the internet.
So you are claiming a popular culture lineage/MTV? And attempting to create a new verb “ninjaing”? Such abuse of the English language should not be tolerated. At least without a high ranking Blackbelt from Masaaki Hatsumi which can be obtained (well, too easily) Notice I asked you “Please Shut Up Noob” not STFU Noob. As for your mom, I do not know her, hopefully this does not make me unique. But I’m sure if you introduced her to Strangler and God Damn Man, they might get laid, and we might get THOSE hard up assholes off our hands. BTW Boyd is tenatively scheduled to become out next moderator so your promotion plans are presumptious unless you plan on becoming twice as obnoxious as he is. Lurking and leave of absences, unless formally mentioned prior to leaving, still leave you in noob land.
I think you’ll find that I make up a lot of words, not only verbs. I’ll ignore the mother comments for now, because I feel like it. Mayhaps later I’ll address them. I can easily become twice or even thrice as obnoxious as anyone, but I’d be too busy to accept moderator status, as I am already an administrator of a bjj forum.