[quote=internet budoka;2155898]Besides, I don’t even think Hedgehoney likes women. Maybe acting like one. Or wearing their clothes.
But I think he saves the sex thing for one-time encounters at rest stop bathrooms.[/quote]
Ohhhh, I get it!
Lo, what devious mind doth create such labyrinthine quips?
Yon witticisms work on many levels sirrah
And that “she” prolly had a bigger weiner than you111!
No, that happened at Otakon.
after i tried to read this thread, my brain looked like this:
Actually it was a hotel bathroom at a-kon. Afterwards she said: “I kindof imagined you as Morinozuka-sempai.”
To which I could only reply: “…Ah.”
Lol.
Lo, what devious mind doth create such labyrinthine quips?
Yon witticisms work on many levels sirrah
You just opened the theasaurus to random pages to make that scentence, didn’t you?
So internet Budo consists of accusing Hedge of gay trysts at truckstops?
You are a shining example of the spirit of Budo sir.
Edit: No thesaurus’ were harmed in the construction of this post.
Ii THINK IT SHOULD BE POINTED OUT THAT I, LAVATORR, DO NOT ENDORSE TRUCK STOP TRYSTS IN ANY WAY, ESPECIALLY OF THE HOMOQUEER KIND AS I BELIEVE THAT KIND OF DEVIANCE TO BE A TOOL OF THE ZIONIST ORGANIZED GOVERNMENT
I WILL TOTALLY BUY HEDGE A BEER WHILE I EDUCATE HIM ON THIS SUBJECT. BECAUSE WE ARE FELLOWS IN MARTIAL BROTHERHOOD AND THAT CAN OVERCOME ANY POLITICAL DIFFERENCES.
ALSO WHAT KINDS OF GRIPS SHOULD I BE GETTING? WHENEVER WE DO RANDORI/ALIVENESS PRACTICE I FIND MYSELF DOMINATED IN GRIPS BY THE HIGHER BELTS AND I’M WONDERING WHAT I’M DOING WRONG
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Sorry.
I got all confused/perky thinking about a Hedge/LAVATORR mega-troll-zord.
[quote=Hedgehogey;2156085]ALSO WHAT KINDS OF GRIPS SHOULD I BE GETTING? WHENEVER WE DO RANDORI/ALIVENESS PRACTICE I FIND MYSELF DOMINATED IN GRIPS BY THE HIGHER BELTS AND I’M WONDERING WHAT I’M DOING WRONG[/quote]grappling with guys with asbestos fingers?
Wait, how do you compete in gi competitions, do you not burn the gi away?
I don’t know if judo is right for your body type. I would suggest Muay Thai. During grappling, just let the flames work for you.
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You just opened the theasaurus to random pages to make that scentence, didn’t you?[/quote]
Don’t make me go all Mr. Darcy on you.