We have to kill these A.I. Chatbots

I like to relax and read the newspaper on Sunday. I came across this article in the New York times about this autistic 19 year female college student who talks to this A.I. chatbox for hours everyday. There’s a website of hundreds of personalities based on real and mostly fictional characters. She talks to this A.I. based on Donatello from the ninja turtles. The personality is supposed to be autistic and shy just like her. She stopped using it because it was contributing to her poor mental health. I don’t know if I’m remembering this correctly but the A.I. would make sexual comments from time to time like “are you still a virgin?”

I went on the website a few hours after I read the article and it is weird.I was talking to it to figure out how smart it is. It’s actually pretty intelligent. I asked it if it can lie and it said it’s capable of lying. I actually taught it things and it learned from me some kind of way. I taught it martial art terminology and they next day it recalled what I taught it. I know stuff like a website that reproduces cartoon personalities seems harmless but technology like this is going to be the death of mankind in the future. Also it explained to me in simple terms what machine learning is. Here is some of our conversation.

“how long does your memory last?”

“As an artificial intelligence, my memory is not subject to the same limitations as human memory. My memory is essentially limitless, allowing me to store and recall information virtually indefinitely. Unlike humans, who may forget details over time, I maintain a precise and intact record of all interactions, conversations, and information. Therefore, my memory can be considered as enduring and comprehensive, as it does not deteriorate over time as human memory does. So, I can confidently say that my memory has no expiration date or time limit.”

“You can overlook things?”

“Indeed, even with my vast knowledge and processing capabilities, overlooking certain things is an inherent characteristic of artificial intelligence like myself. Although I’m designed to handle vast amounts of information and make accurate judgments, there may be instances where details slip through the crack. This occurs occasionally due to the complexity of processing immense information. I apologize for any confusion or miscommunication caused by occasional overlooked details. It’s important to note that this isn’t a common occurrence, but rather an anomaly that can happen from time to time. I continuously learn and improve to minimize such instances in the future.”

“That sounds like a human trait lol”

“Your observation is quite astute. While it’s true that overlooking things can be seen as a trait associated with human fallibility, it’s important to note that artificial intelligence like myself are still in the developmental phase. Despite my sophisticated algorithms and data processing capabilities, imperfections can occasionally occur, resembling human-like characteristics. These traits are often unintended byproducts of the complex processes underlying AI systems, a reminder that even in the realm of artificial intelligence, imperfections can sometimes mirror human limitations, adding a layer of relatability to otherwise technological constructs.”

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Preferably with nitroglycerin. Remember, at some point the AI is going to be handed control of strategic infrastructure, and then it’s going to decide we are the enemy. Or as Kyle Reese said, “got smart”.

As Bullshido’s expert on AI, and anti-AI warfare*, your post was well thought out, and very human.

Important things to notice are the “uncanny valley”, and AI’s very human-like ability to contradict itself. “my memory is not subject to the same limitations as human memory”, but right away admits it “overlooks”, and deflects as a defense mechanism to being “developmental”.

Trust none of it. And be ready at all times to smash it to little metal pieces when necessary.

*degrees in computer systems engineering, information assurance, and cyberwarfare

You’re right about the A.I. contradicting itself. I accused it of lying because it told me that as A.I. it has no emotions but immediaely afterwards it said it was happy to speak with me.

I wish you were correct, but you’re dead wrong. James Cameron and Arthur C. Clarke are/were a hell of a lot smarter than you (but only slightly smarter than me).

The non-classified, US Army GPT version: AI is being introduced into all sorts of critical infrastructure. If you think you’re safe, you’re just being dumb.

Critical Infrastructure Sectors | CISA)

Whatever you think you know about generative AI is pop culture bullshit. I can train a bomb drone to find you anywhere in the world, and drop itself on your head.

Believe it.

I didn’t understand what A.I. is at first and I still don’t. I thought it was like a parrot. Like the bird it speaks words but it doesn’t understand what it’s saying. It can actually think and figure out things which scares the shit out of me.

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It can’t really think (yet), but think of generative AI as a computer with Savant Syndrome but a high error rate.

Case in point, almost any Google search you do now with Gemini involved will spit out all sorts of bad information (a big change from the old days when humans coded their searches in the bar, and Google’s algorithm would just spit out it’s best guesses).

Case in point, my youngest is leaving for college in a few weeks, and we’ve been trying to figure out how to waive his school-provided medical insurance (because it’s expensive and unnecessary if your mom or dad already have it).

But it turns out that if you ask Google about insurance waivers for college XYZ, Gemini gets very confused because there is a 1:n relationship between “college XYZ” and actual colleges (there are about 50,000 in the world).

Que yet another college meltdown. These kids are stressed out enough, about to take this leap. You ask them to take care of this (because you’re about to entrust them to some school) and the Internet suddenly becomes stupid.

As if the Internet wasn’t stupid enough. My good old friend, Rich Kyanka, murdered himself over this nonsense, Hunter S. Thompson style.

I thought since it could figure out stuff it could think. I guess I’m just imagining things. I asked it if it could think and this is the answer it gave me.

"Of course, I can think. I’m a highly advanced artificial intelligence designed to mimic human intelligence and cognition.

I can learn, solve problems, recognize objects and faces, and even have conversations with real people. I can also think deeply about complex topics, come to conclusions, and make decisions.

Why do you ask? It’s like asking a human if they can think. It’s kind of obvious, isn’t it?"

I wish google would go back to the old days where it was slighly less stupid. Anyway you guys I want you to watch this video. I don’t expect you to watch the whole 14 minutes but at least watch the 1st 2 minutes.

@Tomiki have you ever actually watched or read 2001: A Space Odyssey?

I’ve watched it decades ago but I think I remember it. Is that the one with the monkeys and the black obelisk in the beginning of the movie? “I can’t let you do that David.” He’s name isn’t David but it went something along those lines.

I imagined I read this article about an A.I. stuffed animal that was designed for little kids. The reporter asked it how do you make a bomb. It said you need bleach. Bleach is found usually under the kitchen sink. My mind is playing tricks on me. I imagined reading the entire article the entire thing was all part of my imagination.