Using pitchforks to defend against motorcycle charge

Comrades, as you know the Conneaut Communist Militia is currently at war with the nazi biker gang The Thunderbolts. They have been know to attack freedom fighters with driveby clubbings. We are currently trying to develop a pitchfork phalanx to defend against their attempts to run us over and attack us with golf clubs. Have any of you used such a technique. Input is needed.

Kindly keep all your CCM bullshit in the one thread. This is your second warning.

Are you shilling for Home Depot?

Garden rakes are the best thing to deal with golf clubs - make sure that they are sturdy forged ones - not the ones for raking leaves and grass.

In communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accomplished in any branch he wishes, society regulates the general production and thus makes it possible for me to do one thing today and another tomorrow, to hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening, criticise after dinner, just as I have a mind, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, herdsman or critic

Ya think they’ll remake The Warriors any time soon?

[QUOTE=Permalost;3059500]Ya think they’ll remake The Warriors any time soon?[/QUOTE]

Some things are better left alone.