Ultimate Death Match: Mall Cops

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020943]Also pops up a good bit in primary/secondary drills where your primary is empty, you shoot your secondary, and than go back and reload your primary.[/QUOTE]
“Food court cleared. Five by five.”

[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;3020953]“Food court cleared. Five by five.”[/QUOTE]

You really don’t know what I do for a living do you…

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020954]You really don’t know what I do for a living do you…[/QUOTE]
How much for a happy ending?

[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3020955]How much for a happy ending?[/QUOTE]

Not a service I offer.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020956]Not a service I offer.[/QUOTE]
C’mon.

Don’t bullshit me.

This is a private thread.

No one else can see your responses.

Monkey clued me in.

[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3020957]C’mon.

Don’t bullshit me.

This is a private thread.

No one else can see your responses.

Monkey clued me in.[/QUOTE]

This conversation exists because I value NDAs more than I value my pride on internet forums.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020958]This conversation exists because I value NDAs more than I value my pride on internet forums.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3020962]
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Doesn’t that conversation lead to him getting raped in the basement of a pawnshop?

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020963]Doesn’t that conversation lead to him getting raped in the basement of a pawnshop?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I wanted you to keep that in mind regarding your career life choices.

[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3020964]Yes, I wanted you to keep that in mind regarding your career life choices.[/QUOTE]

Why are you being such a cunt right now?

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020967]Why are you being such a cunt right now?[/QUOTE]
It is Fake is out sick, I’m substitute cunting.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020954]You really don’t know what I do for a living do you…[/QUOTE]
You’re not LEO, Millitary or Cerberus but you carry a gun “on rounds”.

Unless you’re a drug dealer you’re a rent a cop.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020967]Why are you being such a cunt right now?[/QUOTE]
Why are you larping in the Armory?

[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;3020969]You’re not LEO, Millitary or Cerberus but you carry a gun “on rounds”.

Unless you’re a drug dealer you’re a rent a cop.[/QUOTE]

There’s different tiers of private work.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020972]There’s different tiers of private work.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Only Shit Tier try to pass themselves off as secret squirrel badasses online.

I really don’t give a shit about your richly textured fantasy life.

If you want to flex your martial nuts for validation start your own thread. Seriously. Start your own fucking thread.

[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;3020974]Yeah. Only Shit Tier try to pass themselves off as secret squirrel badasses online.

I really don’t give a shit about your richly textured fantasy life.

If you want to flex your martial nuts for validation start your own thread. Seriously. Start your own fucking thread.[/QUOTE]

I’m not trying to flex, I’m responding to you questioning my firearms knowledge by accusing me of being Paul Blart.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020975]I’m not trying to flex, I’m responding to you questioning my firearms knowledge by accusing me of being Paul Blart.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. And now the thread is in trollshido, Paul.
Should have listened to me when I checked you the first time.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020954]You really don’t know what I do for a living do you…[/QUOTE]

Lighten up. We don’t come around kicking dicks out of your mouth while you’re at work.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020958]This conversation exists because I value NDAs more than I value my pride on internet forums.[/QUOTE]

Go and get your money, little duffle bag boy.

[QUOTE=ghost55;3020967]Why are you being such a cunt right now?[/QUOTE]

He isn’t.

Not much, anyway…

Consider it gentle foreplay?