TROLL OR STOOPID TEEN NEEDS TO GET IN BETTER SHAPE IN FOUR DAYS AND FIND CAPSLOCK KEY

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Im 14 years old now. From the time I was 12 I had an intreast in martial arts . These people ended up coming to my school and gave a peformence. I thought it was the most incredible thing ever they were doing flips all types of crazy throws and kicks. I dont my mom to sign me up asap. She did when I join we had to say in horse stances for hours practice impraticle tecniques. When he gave demostrations to the untrained eye it looks amazing but your opponent is letting you do all of those things you really arent puting in much work. I really dont know how to describe it but ive been in martial arts for 3 years and never learned a thing. I did research and my dojo fit the exact description of an mcdojo. The grandmaster claimed he had invented the worlds greatest martial arts… Well I decided to leave it and I havent done any physical exersizes or anything physical for like 3 motnhs. I tried running yesterday and i was out of breath coughing and weezing. Well i signed up for a new legit dojo today. I throughly researched it i decided to join a boxing gym this time around. Well my mom while getting me signed up she was telling the instuctors all types of things about me and my martial arts training. My mom thinks im a good martial artist but, im not every thing and every peformence i have every done was choragraphed. I have never spared while in that mcdojo all we did was katas and practice tecniques to get other members to join. Well when she was bragging about me now the coaches are going to expect something great out of me and im terribly out of shape what should i do ?

What are some exersizes that in four days (i start wensday) can get me in greater shape

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Try meth. That’ll give you the kick you need.

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You cannot get in measurably better shape in four days. If you try to do it, you’ll wind up hurting yourself.

When you go to your new school, be a good student - go frequently, be on time, pay attention, follow instructions, and work hard. If your mom’s claims come up, simply be honest - your mom thinks more highly of you than can be justified objectively. I don’t think they will, though.

Incidentally, if you are attending a good martial arts school and working hard, your physical shape will improve.

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Every mother with a 14 year old son thinks her son is just fantastic at everything he does. I doubt the coaches took her too seriously. Don’t worry about it.

If you really want to impress your coaches: listen to every word they say, never miss a training session, and work yourself to death. That’ll impress them far more than showing up in great physical shape.

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tell the coaches the real deal. or don’t they’ll figure it out pretty quick and go on with ur training

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Don’t worry about it mate. As long as you don’t act like a dick, I doubt they’ll even care.

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aight

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What Russ said, 4 days is too short of time to make any improvements. However, and this is a big IF, if you were in some sort of decent shape, you could re-improve a little (meh, re-improve, I think I just made up a new word right there.)

Yeah, you went jogging and ran out of breath. Don’t stop. Take a short jog in the morning and another one at night. By “short” I mean something that gets you close to be out of breath, but doesn’t leave you drained, nor tire your shins (you don’t want splint shins.)

You do that for a week or two, 2 days on, with one day off, aiming to run a little bit longer or faster every day, and you will see a rapid improvement. The important thing is that you take your day off to allow your body to recover. Otherwise, it won’t work.

If you start developing shin splints, instead of jogging, you can try 3 minutes non-stop of jumping jacks as a warm up, followed by push ups as much as you can, followed by another 3 minutes o jumping jacks.

The key is not in jogging or working out until you drop death, and this is where people usually fail. Instead of trying incrementally, they go balls out from day one.

Also, make sure you sleep 8 hours at least (at your age, that’s what you need), and that you eat well. Eat your greens and take your multivitamins.

Unless you suffer from asthma, heart problems, marked obesity or something, you should see an improvement (you should not gas out so fast) in a week or two.

As for you going to the new dojo, don’t worry. Instructors (good instructors that is) know that parents brag about their kids and are not going to take what they say literally. Go and have fun and have a good workout.

If you want to work out additionally and in preparation to go to the dojo, do it because you want to and to improve yourself. Don’t do it because you feel pressured to prove something or to live by some super high standards. The dojo owners are not going to expect you to go Miyamoto Musashi or something. Relax and don’t think too much about it.

Your mom bragged about you but that’s because she loves you and thinks she’s doing you a favor… or something. Gosh, I remember my parents doing the same for baseball and soccer… and most parents I saw in the little leagues. After a while I didn’t worry much because it really made no different in how a good coach treats you.

Have fun and let us know how it goes. And welcome to bullshido.net.

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Thread retitled. Original title:
“NEED TO GET IN BETTER SHAPE IN FOUR DAYS”

Stop fucking with the color, too.

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Why you got to be racist ?

to the OP

4 days ?

You are trolling … right ? I mean you can’t really be serious and actually think 4 days is enough time to see much of any progress in anything ?

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Go look at his trollshido thread.

He is something.

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Hell … I am drunk , it’s noon , why not .

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This is what happens when I don’t give in to my skullfucking reflex.

:psyduck:

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I can’t believe you did that to me man …

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Shit, this guy is a troll or a stupid teenager. Either way, this thread dies now.