TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?

TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ? TOM KAGAN, YOU HAVE COUNTESSLY DUCKED THE MIDKNIGHTTIGER AND IRONFIST, YOU REALLY ARE A SCARED PUNK BITCH, I HAVE MORE GUNS THEN YOU, THE MKT ORGANIZATION HAS ACCESS TO COUNTLESS STATE-OF-THE-ART MILITARY WEAPONS AND A CONTRACT WITH THE GOVERMENT, ACCESS TO MARTIAL ARTS SCHOOLS AND ARE WELL-KNOWN WITH ALOT MORE SUCCESFUL PEOPLE, THE WORD IS GETTING OUT BULLSHIDO ARE LOSING THE WAR AGAINST THE MKT ORGANIZATION, WE WILL DESTROY YOU. YOU HAVE FAILED TO DESTROY US NOW YOU ARE FUCKED.

TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?

KAGAN YOU HAVE CONSTANTLY DUCKED MIDKNIGHTTIGER AND IRONFIST, WHY ARE U RUNNING ? COME ON BULLSHIDO, IF U REALLY WANT RESPECT, ARENT YOU GOING TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN ? THESE GUYS ARE CALLING YOU OUT

please read the stickies.

YOU MAY IGNORE THIS AND LAUGH BUT THE TRUTH IS THE MKT IS GETTING ALOT MORE SUPPORTING MEMBERS NOW

Will the MKT support my member?

Troll job. 1.5. Read the Saga of Sensei Al Perry to get an idea of how this should be done.

No, your member is too thick.

And veiny.
Plz remember that vascularity is important in many cultures.

In fact, the Turkmenistanish word for penis literally translates to “veiny bang-stick”.

tl;dr.

I’m sorry, who are you again?

I AM A SOLDIER FROM THE MKT ORGANIZATION LED BY SIFU MILTON

I originally took you for trolls, but as you’re posting in all capital letters, I now give your movement much more credibility.
If you post in a larger font, or perhaps a different colour of text, I may even sign up to your newsletter.

“I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS CAPSLOCK”!!!11!

WE ARE NOT TROLLS, MKT IS COMING OUT WITH ALOT MORE VIDEOS AND OUR VIDEO PROOF WILL DESTROY YOU

I

AM

BATMAN!

uh, ok

sing it sister

Who?

And why are you yelling?

I AM A SOLDIER FROM THE MIDKNIGHT TIGER ORGANIZATION WE HAVE SPREADED OUR BASES WORLDWIDE NOW HONG KONG, CALIFORNIA, UK, THAILAND

OK, anyone want to go in on a gym, referee and doctor with me?