My buddy’s kid has a 4’ (4ft for you faggots who don’t know the difference between " and ') tall captain’s bed. Usually when he gets into bed, he has to either be lifted up into it or he has to pull out the drawers and use them as steps.
Originally this was going to be just a simple carpeted step, but then 6 people got in on it and now this is what the kid walks on before he gets to sleep every night.
Wow! cant wait until tomorrow’s project.
Tomorrow’s project is to figure out why an EJ257 powered WRX is inducing fuel cut off at ignition and why the fuel pressure regulator is stuck at 100% flow.
Not going to be nearly as fun. 
The kid will outgrow it soon but not bad.
Tomorrow’s project is to get another cock in Sirc’s Idiot Game.
Well shit, I better just throw his teddy bear into the fireplace and tell him to grow up.
Atta boy! Don’t baby the kid!
Suh-weet.
I’d keep that think thing around if I was that kid and I out grew it.
Total pussy magnet.
those stairs need a 500w subwoofer.
The 2nd loudest truck in America is right behind the cameraman. 160db’s sustained for 5 minutes.
It’s the loudest truck west of the Mississippi River.
Wow.
A Hood-Rich Bed Step.
Why would a child’s bed step have a suggestively reclining female form on the side? Who thought that was a good idea?
A Fresneckian.
I believe it was one of our buddies who is an electrician who moonlights as an alcoholic.
And seriously if you’re worried about class, you’re talking about 7 year olds. They shit their pants, pee their beds and eat their own boogers. Class is not something they need to worry about.
Kids stop that at the age of 3, latest 4.
DON’T JUDE ME!!!
But seriously I think we can all agree that the bed step is totally fucking sweet.
why WOULDNT you have a naked woman reclining on the side of it? he needs to be taught women are just objects sooner rather than later.
Push ups… douche bag…
I had a decent collection of Playboys when I was 7, so I don’t think the silhouette is so bad. Actually, you should have added a secret compartment for Playboys.
There’s an Audison 8" sub in the back facing the bed with the appropriate jacks.