I can do the can can like all good faries.
They were actually created to knock down low flying Japanese aircraft during the invasion. Alas, as we saw, they were of no use.
No, originally were created to fight against viking pirates riding shetland ponies but as vikings didn’t arrive to Korea, they tried (unsuccesfully) to adapt them as anti-aircraft weapons.
Look, I realize the Koreans aren’t the tallest people in the world, but damn. I think they could kick a pony in the face without having to get control tower clearance.
Maybe that’s the cause the vikings were unable to travel to Korea, that or the lack of rowing skills of shetland ponies.
In any case, TKD is 2000 years old and the source of all the Marital (no, not a typo, ask the Incomparable about the TKD/chicks connection) Arts known in the world.
You got all wrong. It wasn’t the vikings riding the ponies. It was the Mongols riding shaggy ponies that the Koreans had in mind with their acrobatic kicks. But the Mongols went south to China… aparently Genghis Kan didn’t like kimchi that much according to the ancient scrolls.
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Good Lord, this throllshido theme brings my PC to a crawl!!!
O isn’t stopping until this he leaves or cries in his pillow at night, is he?
What the hell was bodaia doing in korea, i knew there was a reason we didn’t repel te roman invasion!
At the time TKD was pretty new (lol 2000 years), and she was learning it in the hopes of defeating the Romans.
Of course we all know now that greco owns TKD every time, but hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Why do you fucking n00bs keep saying TKD is Korean? Everyone knows all the martial arts are chinese. Can’t you see the Wing Chun applications in the patterns? Idiots.
Liam with the thread necromancy.
This is another ploy to get me to post more KPop rottie vids, isn’t it?
Well, if you’re going to insist…
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