So I checked out the TKD sucks video from a couple months back. Yes, the moves were ridiculous and corny. But they looked cool. And as we all know, looking cool gets you laid. So what’s wrong with putting together some cool stuff for a Kung Fu demo for the cultural show at your local university? People will love it, it will look cool, and then you can get laid afterwards. And this is why we LARP. Go LARPing!
I became a 5th level dungeon master in oreder to get laid. The chicks were all over me.
MMA guys don’t get laid. Never.
Yo, I’m not saying MMA guys don’t get laid. What I’m saying is, if you get your LARP on, the honeys see your skill, then they’re all over you. I’ve seen it. The TKD guys get all the love at the cultural shows.
So I wonder if you wear the ninja outfit, if you are gonna get teamed by crazy chicks like those TAG commercials!
NINJA - It’s what the chicks dig.
It’s worth a shot.
You go ahead. I’ll take my chances at the bar wearing the Guayavera while you are out at the “cultural” convention wearing tabi boots and a mask!
that aint love, thats just parents in the crowd cheering the fact their 7 or eight year old kid finally gets to show off that black belt that took 2 years/$2000 (which ever comes first) to get.
It’s a college event, son, no parents in the crowd. Just a bunch of honeys giving a standing ovation after some boards get broken and some playfighting is done. Then we holla. And then they holla back.
And how are you enjoying all this gay sex you’re getting?
Dungeon Masters don’t have levels.
Bound to get me some for knowing that.
If you join a LARP group will you be ostracized for fighting?
That may get some cheap thrills off some cheap girls, but when you find a lady who gushes at the sight of a perfectly executed takedown to GnP, you’ve hit the jackpot.
Ah, where are these ladies?
Most women squeal like pixies in a microwave at the thought of fighting and then wheel out the tired old epithet of ‘fighting solves nothing’ with that shrill, crossed armed way of theirs. Which is why headbutting them and then running off with their purses is perfectly acceptable.
I married one.
She watches MMA shows (Pride, IFL, UFC) all the time. Not to mention I get a piece after the PPV UFC stuff. I dont care if she is thinking about Chuck when we are fucking, Im thinking about Chuck too. 
Skillful use of funneh.
You could say it made me Chuckle Liddel.
I think some people have been watching G4 too much.
my supa gf is all about teh mma.
but she’s in love with gsp.
i think i might be aswell.
hell, who isn’t?
guys? girls? chunners? who’s with me?
This is why we LARP. I expected to see some music lyrics here. It would be a challenge to redo the lyrics to “This is why I’m hot” and a little LARPing montage.