This is why bums don't have nice things

Now I’m picturing Lewis fighting this guy:

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I feel like this is a good deal though.

dupe.

Ever wonder if you’re the one with no sense of self control?

LOOK IN A MIRROR AND SAY THAT YOU BASTARD

I like to joke around but your problem isn’t just lack of self control, it’s also a Michael Scott / David Brent level lack of self awareness.

But you posted this in MABS, not me. I rarely fuck up that badly.

Then again, I have Celiac disease too, according to you. So this is your irony troll thread, not mine.

You might just be the most unreliable poster on Bullshido.

Let’s have a poll!

Suggested choices for most unreliable poster:

  • Dung Beatles
  • Wabbit
  • me
  • bneterasedmynam
Let's settle this!

Why the fuck would I want to be seen as reliable?

Jesus bin Christo, You think I’m going to open a bank or something? First National Bank of Thanks for All the Laughs, sucker.

I’m probably the most reliable.

I’m more reliable than Phrost.

Have you ever had to wait for him to drop something in the mail for you? Glaciers move faster.

Reliability has both a subject and an object. Maybe we could discuss what you can be relied upon to do.

Practically anything you name, to some degree.

For example, I’m about to drop thermonuclear bombs in the Listening thread.

No, no, I’m soliciting the user base as a whole. If they care to share their opinions, that could be interesting.

This is Trollshido. Only my opinion matters here.

Like this one: people who leave their disposable razors in the gym shower are fucking gross and rude and unsanitary.

Imma go think of a sniglet for this right now. See if you can beat me to it.

Edgelords?

No, in Trollshido, it’s the meiny who matter. (Look it up.)

Dinna have to, sassenach.

Good try but it can’t already be a word in any dictionary and that one is in the urban one.

But I think I can work with this direction…

You looked it up, Googledork.

I actually have friends at Google.

Which kind of makes me Google.

They’re dorks, too.

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It absolutely does not.

Yeah. I hate Google.

More than you could possibly imagine.

The sexual tension is off the charts. Keep going you two, I’m nearly done.