THe Ultimate Ninjitsu

Iken Di Ninjitsu

The Ultimate Martial Art

Welcome to the Greatest martial art ever

known.

After thousands of year I am proud to finally bring you Iken Di

Ninjitsu.

Passed to me by Grand Master Ima fuwa Sit. The ultimate in Ninjitsu

forms designed in ancient Japan to kill other ninjas and samurai a

like.I Master Noa Clu Can train you to be a deadly killer in only 3

years. Thats right in 3years you to can earn a black belt in the

deadliest martial art ever.




Training advancement is as follows No’ob (pronounced NO-UB)after

the first year and passing your quarterly tests you will be promoted

to Ninjarduud ( Pronounced NinJa-Dew). Your last year is to earn you

Master rank at which time you will take anew name to symbolize your

change to a true master.



You will learn how to attack and decimate your opponents thru

ancient Ninja arts. Because of the deadliness of such techniques Full

contact is not allowed. You will learn the Forms of this art,and Non-

contact work with fellow students. I will also train you in utilizing

your chi to deadly effect.



So who am I? I Master Noa Clu have been training in Iken Di ninjitsu

since I was 6 years old. I have developed my self into a utterly

deadly weapon. I Have worked For Code word black Operation groups

after applying to the Air Force at 18. I worked for this now defunct

group for 6 years where i have 256 undocumented confirmed kills. I

have trained U.S Navy S.E.A.L.'s , Army Rangers And Force Recon

Marines.



We train in a traditional dojo with freshly maintained Grass. Students

will also learn how to care for the dojo floor and help maintain and

repair it.




Plz Contact us about joining up at

561-555-1955

or visit us at

1516 My rd.,Momshouse, Florida 33435

SO was it a good try waste of time should ieven bother doing a follow up?

Your comedy act needs a lot of work.

“Momshouse, FL” was pretty funny, though.

Leave the ninja comedy to Virus

Hey virus hasn’t posted anything lately and i was craveing it so i thought i might try my hand at it.

Awww, c’mon guys. It WAS a little funny, no?

thanks adon I tried. I personaly thought calling IKEN Di ( i can Die) was funny in and of it’s self.

get this shit outta trollshido:car21: :car21:

Red where does it belong?

I thought it was pretty good and deserves a follow up video on you tube. I would advise on all home made gear, made by mom.

I can’t do a video since i don’t have the gear. best i could do is maybe a photobucket setup with pictures.

Can we get this moved back to where it belong in YMAS? I swear some people have no sense of humor and others just don’t like me.

Do you smell of shite ?

Nope I bathe at least once a day.

too cliched.

agreed. but this was sparked by some ninjaer i bumped into a few days before i posted it.