If your martial art is too dangerous to be practiced in a sportive manner, then what elements would have to be modified or eliminated in order to make it safe for the ring? Please list them in point form and save your thoughtful essays for another thread.
I’d have to take out the gi. Everybody knows that Pure Awesomeness is harnessed in a Gi. And 99% of the population just can’t handle Pure Awesomeness without random body parts of theirs exploding.
PL
I believe I read a study on that. If memory serves, it’s stored in the patches. The patches are the secret to Pure Awesomeness.
By the way, sorry for ruining your thread so fast… 
PL
We’d have to come up with some alternative to arrows.
Like some sort of chi energy launcher that simulates arrows. It could be radki, so it would just make them really warm and knock some cups over.
Don’t forget make the camera have to re-focus.
PL
WRONG THREAD. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO GET RAPED IN THE BUTT
What? Didn’t you see the video of the Ki Kid that was doing weird shit and claiming the Chi made the camera fuzzy, but it was really just the camera refocusing?
PL
I was referencing a different thread, with theoutsider talking about knocking over cups and making things slightly hot. What you did is like saying the whole of Star Trek had 720 episodes.