I’m jumping the gun a bit here, as it’s actually on the 30th, but I won’t be able to post this in time if I don’t do it now.
I’d like you all to join me in wishing my fellow northerner (England, that is…) many happy returns!
Post your B-day greetings here and pics of what presents you would get her if you were there in person!
I’ll provide the cake :-
But I’ll need help making sure Syberia doesn’t demolish it…
Happy birthday mate!!
She’ll never fucking suck you cock, so stop trying
Keeping her busy yourself?
Only with his beauty tips, he takes no interest in women.
A present for the ‘Museum’
:hello2:
Su Lin (who this thread is aimed at) and JingMerchant (who started this thread) are both very respectable cats who I don’t totally despise.
But Jing, Jing, … dude, what the fuck is this shit?
I know this thread is made with good intentions and shit, but what the fuck. Seriously, this thread is gay.
Happy birthday though, I guess.
Jing is just trying to make Lily jealous.
Awwwww guys I would say thanks but…
well, thanks!:qgreenjum
I got some fancy Sandee boxing gloves and some new glasses.Exciting. I also drank 1 glass of cider and 1 glass of beer. Yep, I’m insane!
Oh yeah, I went to the wild animal park, I saw a monkey catch a ride on a hippo…it then did a shit on the hippo’s back.That was probably the highlight of my birthday.Except this thread of course!:icon_rabb
LMAO
You’re a wild chick for sure !
A monkey taking a dump on a hippo was the highlight of your birthday? And I thought I was fucked in the head…
A SCAT/BESTIALITY THREAD?
Must have something to do with Jing & Su Lin…
Happy birthday, Su…
You know the name for all this “shit” that is even worse, people what is wrong with you?
Since when is a good fuck and a little oral/hand pleasure not enough any more? I am for new stuff and a little fun but that?! Go check your self in some mental health care center or something.
You’re repressed.
look who is pointing fingers…
lol! I will post a pic once I manage to find my camera usb cable! (of the monkey on the hippo’s back/the resulting poo). :la:
Happy birthday! Next year drink enough that you want to join the monkey and take a shit on that Hippo’s back. You need to fight off that urge to become old gracefully. Kick, scream,
yell and live to the fullest is my birthday advise to you.
I may have my remaining 2 beers this evening.
I know I know,I’m just too wild!
Su… Did you actually look at this icon ? 
She was probably just drawn to it for some reason…
Awwwwwwww mate! You’re a mate!
But Jing, Jing, … dude, what the fuck is this shit?
I know this thread is made with good intentions and shit, but what the fuck. Seriously, this thread is gay.
Happy birthday though, I guess.
Honestly… You try and do something nice for someone and this is the shit you get…
Note to self - This. is. Bullshido. The nice are generally eaten here…