I don’t know about you people, but I miss some signatures quite a bit. So, let’s start a happy little retirement home for them. And also for favorite Bullshido quotes.
Clearly my agenda is to compare my e-penis with everyone else’s in the final tally of quotes.
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Either I’m not nearly as witty as I thought or you people just can’t appreciate my genius.
I’m leaning towards the “you people are t3h dumb” answer.
KhorneliusPraxx: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!
Asia:
BULLSHIT. Martial Arts is first and foremost about FIGHTING. Plain and simple the “grow as a person” BS is something pple hide behind because they are too scared to put their ass on the line.
People can’t see our convergence on fascism, and if they can’t see it, I want no part of them. The Wastrel
after two months, I’m an armbarin, RNCin’ machine! (to those on my level and to those TKDers that stayed behind the times) The MMA kid!
Its not about neg reps, its about shumagorath being a penisless, stubb rubbing, self anal pumping little shit.
KungFuDoesWork
The only ones that never lose are the ones that never compete.
Ronin
Thanks to MrMcFu’s sig:
I just had some fucker come into the gym the other day telling me that this one grandmaster’s “chi” is so fucking great that my bones would melt. I’m like get the fuck out before I show you how to break bones the easy way. --Omega
It’s kind-of a harsh, crushing feeling when you finally realize the waste of years, sparring little kids, reciting oaths, doing pushups during time that could be spent learning something. You’re feeling secure that you are becoming a humble badass, all the while some kid spending half the time in a boxing gym could wipe out your whole dojo.
“All of the world’s problems can be solved by violence.” - Some dude.
Sure, that will cause even more problems, but those can be solved by violence too.
If I ever end up in a 9-on-1 fight situation, I hope it’s against Master Fung’s Yi Chuan class.
Some little kung fu twat: “Judo is all about tension and power. What happens if you have to fight someone 10 foot tall, eh?”
Me: “Christmas”
Phil Elmore: “Why can’t we just agree to disagree?”
Some guy: “Because yo’re wrong”
That one of Chronomorte I’ve been trying to say to my school, now I’ll copy the thing and print it in large letters.
Actually, when I said that, I said the first part and the second part in the same post. 
PL
My buddy Hannibal and Taebo_Master.
JFS USA on himself:
=> everyone can see that girl naked! she’s/was a softporn chick, which everyone hopefully has realized by now.
So where oh where do I go to see the drool pant young thang?
Just Google “TBM’s hot avatar chick”.
PL
You’re so cruel, I don’t know why I bother.
no ttt for me, here’s more:
JFS USA
Mutherfucker can’t even “box air” but likes to send me Emails telling me how much I suck.
From Trollshido (written to v1o) :
From 10/2002 http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=838&page=1&pp=15
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Originally Posted by Leonidas:
I havent had any formal training with them yet, which vindicates the fact that i seem to hit myself in the nuts every time i try to swing them around.
“Folks, you know what the RBSD wacko really is? They’re the modern day equivalent of the 1980’s ninja, it’s still the same idiot - just without the black suit and mask.” Kungfoolss 2005
http://www.themartialist.com/images/phil-practicalkatana.jpg
Saved for my own selfish reasons.
“I recently met an old classmate of mine from High School. I asked after his family and what he does for a living. He is a large Chinese American about 6’1” and 230 pounds in great physical condition. He works on Wallstreet as a stocktrader. I told him about much of my past history and told him a little about KCD. The first thing he said to me after I explained that I was a martial arts teacher was “How could that be possible? You are way too fat.”
He shocked me with his statement. I never had someone just blurt it out to me so directly." from John Perkins Attackproof newsletter
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