Thank you muchly!
I got my BJJ blackbelt today. Who can I pm my evidence/verification to?
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Congratulations.
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Thank you. Only took me 18 years. 
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Evidence to me.
Thank you. (12)
Congratulations!
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Can someone update my purple to brown belt when you get the chance? Got it a few months ago, there’s more than enough of you on my Facebook to have seen it lol
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Grats!
The only thing I love more than beating the shit out of black belts, is beating the shit out of brown belts who want to become black belts.
Yeah yeah, heard it all before. Can count on one hand the amount of black belts that have submitted me in the last 2 years, and I’m fat, old and injured. Still manage to train 5 days a week, about to up that to 6, run the gym and work full time.
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7 days a week, dog.
We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.
Remember when Gonzo told you your belt didn’t count?
It’s kind of like my official, sanctioned amateur full contact record (1-1) bronze medal Infinite Weight division, wasn’t enough for an “Amateur Fighter” tag here.
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Lol - if you’re training 7 days a week, your training is weak.
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Like most people on the internet, your appreciation for nuance is the weakest link of all.
There are no real “recovery days”, unless you count the ones you spend trying to amend.
I don’t have that problem, and here’s hoping you don’t.
Now, there should be a tag here for “Best Beard” because I’ll kick your ass there, too.
Sanctioned by who? Dux Ryo Ninjitsu? Black Dragon Society? Albania state washing machine company?
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The USKSF. Brutal shit.
I was a bronze medalist.
USKSF. Brutal shit.
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Competitors who maliciously hurt their opponents will be held liable for any damages or injuries
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Elimination rounds will be 1 1/2 minutes each. The final fight in each division will have 2 minute rounds.
The victor must win two out of three rounds.
SAVAGE!
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It’s basically San Shou on a 3 foot platform with no ropes.
Probably the most dangerous legal ruleset in the US. Barely meets Maryland state law requirements, EMTs on site.
Literally the closest thing in real life to the Kumite from Bloodsport, except I had to wear those stupid helmets.
Lots of concussions and broken limbs. When MMA guys want more, they go to Kuoshu. In fact, it’s a path to pro MMA for many, including a close friend of mine (who would have murdered me if we had fought)
Wing Chun people don’t fare so well. No disrespect but it’s a great place to see how poorly they train. Also why my Wing Chun is so correct.
“Kung Fu Master” tag, plz.
Can I haz Paramagician (Paramedic) and Nurse badges?