The beer thread (aka educate me)

Know alot about beer? Well guess what, I don’t (who’d of figured?).

Please teach me how about win and beer. I startemy first drinking when I was like 14 and it was usually 40’s of Old Enlgish cuz me and my friends were usually broke… yeah. So I’m looking for all kinds light beer, dark beer, tastless or something that drinks like a meal and then some.

Only beer I’ve really ever loved was Irish harp and I tried it at the bar/heart attack place at the last Mega TD with some of the older bullies (thank you fuckers). That shit was fucking gooooooooooooooood. Like… ahhh.

Anyway, please spead teh knoweldge. Also, shine some light on Canadian draft’s will you guys, I keep hearing crazy shit about Canadian beer and how win it is. Tell me MOAR!

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If you like a lighter but robust beer…try Redstripe, or an IPA of some sort.

For darker, fuller taste…I’d advise a Newcastle Nut Brown ale, or Sam Adams regular, or the cream stout (a nice bite).

If you’re rich, unlike me, I’d say a Duval is the best…you’ll pay four or five bucks a pop, in the store though…worth every penny.

p.s. I’m no expert…but these are my fav. beers.

Bob has the correct.

Except that Newcastle Brown is one ale, while Samuel’s Nut Brown Ale is another. They are both decent beers in the bottle that are fairly easy to find.

I second his vote for Duvel, but it’s best drank out of a glass, if you are served this in a bar they will usually provide you with a special glass. Pour and allow the head to settle somewhat.

I also heartily reccomend Chimay Red and Chimay Blue. Hard to find but delicious Belgian beers. You really can’t go wrong with Belgium.

Alos, Guinnes is good for you. But if you’re in a bar and it takes longer than 5 minutes for them to pour it for you, they’ve fucked it up and its not going to taste as good.

For lighter beers anything from Latin America is good. Fuck corona unless you’ve got no other option. Pacifico is a great. Negro Modelo and Modelo Especial are excellent on a hot day. Sol and Tecate are also good. Have all of them served with a lime.

If you’re eating Indian food in a decent restaurant ask them for a King Fisher.

And out of the can you can’t top PBR.

i just drank a carlsberg from denmark. it was tasty. my friends say it’s too wheaty or something, i think they have no taste.

Snobbery with booze is fucking retarded. Snobbery with anything that’s purely based on preference or opinion is fucking retarded.

I listed the above beers because they taste good. And, if Squerli want’s to impress a girl, for example, by knowing a good beer to order than so much the better.

Also, I applaud anybody’s efforts to elevate their drinking habits to something beyond getting fucked up.

I’m drinking Heinies tonight. A good refreshing drink, with a softer bite than most…and a smooth but unsoapy aftertaste.

My bad on mixing my Newcastle with my nuts…(Dees nuts in ur mouThz)

I’d also like to recommend Icehouse, for a quick fuck-me-up for no money, and no ass-aftertaste.

p.s. Under no circumstances should you drink Bud Light. It’s brewed from evil, and pestilence.

Just so you know.

Good point.

I had a roomate once, good guy, who used to tell people:

“You know how they make bud light?”

Its a bunch of guys standing around a tank drinking guiness and pissing into the tank. Then they ice it down and sell it.

That being said…I submit the following

I love the stuff

I like the Shiner 99 special brew. It might be hard to find way up north. But any Shiner is good. As far as imports I like Stella, Peroni and Asahi. Asahi makes a dark beer called Asahi Kuronama that’s good.

That being said, that stuff tastes like the runoff from a dogs anus that’s been eating week old taco meat for most of its life.

That disclaimer on the bottle is to appease the inner 14-year old of people who lack taste buds.

And yes, hypocrisy, like alcohol, is a privilege of adulthood. And being american.

haha.

grins stupidly, in his inebriation:byewhore:

Well, there’s no sense in being a snob about anything, but there is an objective difference between good and bad quality beer, just like there’s an objective difference in quality between a burger from McDonalds and one from a steakhouse, even if you happen to enjoy McDonalds more.

That’s not to say lesser beer doesn’t have it’s place: if you’re out drinking with your pals, watching a game or something, you can’t be chugging 9% alchohol beer for several hours straight, but if you’re drinking alchohol for the sake of good alchohol spend more and drink less. I’m pretty thrifty in general, but hey, it’s going into your body, not your car, spend a little more.

A good rule of thumb, if you’re totally lost before buying, is to look at the alchohol content of the beer. Anything under 6% alchohol is probably crap. It’s not about getting fucked up; higher alchohol beer has more body/is less watery/is more flavorful.

If you need a weaker beer you can drink all night, I’d go with Stella Artois. Modello also works, but otherwise, go to an Indian grocery store and stock up on Taj Mahal or Kingfisher.

If you want a good drink:

  1. Dogfish 90 minute IPA. Do not settle for 60 minute. You will thank me. This beer single-handedly restored my faith in America.

  2. Chimay and Duvel (a blonde ale) are the most common Belgians you might find in a regular stores or a restaurant. Both are solid. Belgian beers are probably the overall best in the world; you can feel pretty safe experimenting with any of them and know you won’t waste your money 9/10 times. Beware Belgian-style beer from America though. Most of it (i.e. 3 Philosophers) is nasty shit. On the other hand, Unibroue a brewery that makes Belgian-style from Canada is better than most true Belgians (and also cheaper). Maudite, Fin du Monde, and Trois Pistoles are their big 3 must-try brews. I cannot recommend these guys highly enough http://www.unibroue.com/our_beers_eng.html

P.S. Squerli, you’re in NYC…if you feel like making a trip, there’s a convenience store 2 blocks from the last stop on the N/W (Astoria) that has a shockingly good selection for such a little piece of shit store. I think it’s the corner of 27th street, but it’s been awhile–I’ll google maps it for you if you actually think you’ll make the trip.

That’s not to say lesser beer doesn’t have it’s place: if you’re out drinking with your pals, watching a game or something, you can’t be chugging 9% alchohol beer for several hours straight, but if you’re drinking alchohol for the sake of good alchohol spend more and drink less. I’m pretty thrifty in general, but hey, it’s going into your body, not your car, spend a little more.

A good rule of thumb, if you’re totally lost before buying, is to look at the alchohol content of the beer. Anything under 6% alchohol is probably crap. It’s not about getting fucked up; higher alchohol beer has more body/is less watery/is more flavorful.

If you need a weaker beer you can drink all night, I’d go with Stella Artois. Modello also works, but otherwise, go to an Indian grocery store and stock up on Taj Mahal or Kingfisher.

If you want a good drink:

  1. Dogfish 90 minute IPA. Do not settle for 60 minute. You will thank me. This beer single-handedly restored my faith in America.

  2. Chimay and Duvel (a blonde ale) are the most common Belgians you might find in a regular stores or a restaurant. Both are solid. Belgian beers are probably the overall best in the world; you can feel pretty safe experimenting with any of them and know you won’t waste your money 9/10 times. Beware Belgian-style beer from America though. Most of it (i.e. 3 Philosophers) is nasty shit. On the other hand, Unibroue a brewery that makes Belgian-style from Canada is better than most true Belgians (and also cheaper). Maudite, Fin du Monde, and Trois Pistoles are their big 3.

I knew there was something fucked up about you when I met you for the throwdown, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Now I know.

My GOD man, you are fucked up, anyone who likes that shit is fucked up. I’ve gotten into brewing my own stuff at home, whenever you want a GOOD beer, just let me know and I’ll see if I can spare some for you.

This is the best route, IMO. The most fantastic beers I’ve ever drank were brewed by a good friend of mine. He unfortunately can’t brew/drink anymore due directly to his own skills, tis a shame.

I love arrogant bastard. Truly and completely. This is a delicious beer with very assertive hop bitterness that might make it a poor choice for beginners.

Typically, England and the U.S. are known for ales (quicker fermentation, top-fermenting yeast, higher temperature fermentation) and Continental Europe for Lagers (Bottom fermenting yeast, longer time, cooler fermentation temps). Both run the gamut from light to dark, and light to heavy (Wish those both didn’t contain a “light” option, it gets confusing).

For instance Guinness is a very light beer, but a very dark beer. It is the same weight (read: alcohol content) as Coors Lite. That’s why it floats on top of heavier (higher alcohol) beers when you make a black and tan.

For Ales, the progression of bitterness is something like this (regional variances are great): Mild/bitter (Old Speckled Hen is a great example. Sucks in a can, awesome on draught with a nitrogen/co2 mix), Brown ale (Smuttynose Old Brown Dog is a great American example, Sam Smiths is great, Newcastle is okay), Pale Ale (All different varieties of this, too many to mention. American Pale Ales have Cascade hops, India Pale Ales are very strong versions that could withstand a boat trip to India in the sun for 5 months crossing the equator twice). The really dark beers are stouts and porters. Stouts can tend to be very light, especially dry irish stouts, but are always near black due to the use of burnt and highly roasted malts. Porters tend to be more robust with more chocolate flavors than roasty/coffee flavors. Barleywines are not as dark, but stronger than these beers, and are meant to be enjoyed only slightly cooler than room temp, in a brandy snifter, as a nightcap and are not good accompaniments to food.

The Russians invented a style of beer for Katherine the Great called Imperial Stout. Think Stout but really strong. Americans are now “imperailizing” every kind of beer you can think of. Also, they call these beers “double _____” (insert beer style here)

Belgium is known for its lambics, which are spontaneously fermented with whatever yeast was in the air at the monastery. (True trappist beers are brewed by monks, there are 7 Belgian trappist breweries left and 1 somewhere else in Europe. Not sure where)

There’s saisons and dubbels and tripels and they’re all a bit sour and most are quite strong. The most famous spontaneous fermenting yeast is known as brettanomyces.

Lagers in Germany are either helles (light in color) or dunkel (dark). Pilsners are Czech in origin and should contain the Saaz variety of hops, and have an assertively bitter finish. Bocks are varied from maibock to doublebocks (even triple bocks) and are usually at least a medium amber/brown in color. There are eisbocks, which are ridiculously strong beers made by cooling a doublebock until ice crystals form, scooping off the ice crystals, hence practicing a form of distillation and resulting in a beer that can rival strong wines for alcohol content.

If you want specific examples of any styles that I didn’t provide, just ask, I can probably rattle off 4 or 5. Also, if you know any restaurants that are in need of a beer list design consultant, I’ll send you my business card.

Ming, I suggest you get the google out and check out the stats on Sam Adams Light. It’s not particularly light. Some “full bodied” beers actually have fewer carbs and calories.

Stick to the Guinness. Like I said, identical stats to Coors Lite re: alcohol and caloric content (I think 4.3 and 125 per 12 oz. respectively).

HAHAHA. Oh man, classic. I guess it’s more acquired than I thought.

Like Skillful said

I’ve always been partial to the more bitter ales anyways. It’s just what I like.