I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday who got really upset because my girlfriend for my b/day is purchasing for me an introduction to motorcycle lessons which in california would mean I would only have to do the written part. What made it worse is that she asked me was I getting anything else and I said well another friend of mine who happens to be a woman bought me some air jordans which just made things worse.
At this point im sure all you intelligent folk of bullshido have realized that the friend I was talking to was also a female and I should mention does have a thing for me, thus why I said lack thereof in the subject line.
Why am I writing this? I have no game guys…I am amazing when it comes to the gift of gab, I am a martial artist that for all of us adds like ten points to the sexy scale and Im pretty smart.
So the question is, are there others of you out there that practice the art of the pimp hand or lack thereof?
Basically, you have to set the bar so damn low that if you ask her how her day was it gives the illusion you “went out of your way for her” and “care about her wellbeing”.
Never hold the door, don’t pay for shit, and under absolutely no circumstance are you to drive this woman anywhere. Unless you’re dropping her off at her job, in her car.
Don’t forget to constantly question the young lady in question about her whereabouts and that guy that liked her last 3 pics on Instagram.
If you want/need more info, I have very competitive rates.
[QUOTE=ghost55;2847014]This thread is already intensely confusing.[/QUOTE]
Basically I am asking have you been in a situation where you are dealing with multiple ladies pimp but handle it in a bad way or do something stupid or lack thereof
[QUOTE=gileanofgrey;2847017]Basically I am asking have you been in a situation where you are dealing with multiple ladies pimp but handle it in a bad way or do something stupid or lack thereof[/QUOTE]
This does not make any more sense. I recommend banging all of them. Without a condom. Because condoms are for pussies.
[QUOTE=gileanofgrey;2847017]Basically I am asking have you been in a situation where you are dealing with multiple ladies pimp but handle it in a bad way or do something stupid or lack thereof[/QUOTE]
Of course I have multiple ladies. What a stupid question. Does it not come across how much of a badass I am? Fucking internet. You don’t get this badass without building a harem, brother.
Continue to grow your flock. Don’t worry, getting started is the hard part. Once you have a couple, it just feeds itself. Preselection, homie. Bitches can’t resist looking at a dude who has two women and thinking he’s awesome. They’re competitive as fuck. They’ll decide you’re the shit and then they want to make sure they’re good enough to have what these other chicks have. So they’ll go out of their way to get your attention. Easy as motherfucking pie. You just have to understand - it’s not about you. It’s about them feeding their own egos. They want to know they’re as desirable as the other sluts you’re banging.
Never make the mistake of being too nice to them. That will kill your mystique. They don’t want a pussy. They don’t want to have their ass kissed, even though they’ll act like that’s what they expect. What they really want is to get on their knees and have their faces slapped.
[QUOTE=Devil;2847024]Of course I have multiple ladies. What a stupid question. Does it not come across how much of a badass I am? Fucking internet. You don’t get this badass without building a harem, brother.
Continue to grow your flock. Don’t worry, getting started is the hard part. Once you have a couple, it just feeds itself. Preselection, homie. Bitches can’t resist looking at a dude who has two women and thinking he’s awesome. They’re competitive as fuck. They’ll decide you’re the shit and then they want to make sure they’re good enough to have what these other chicks have. So they’ll go out of their way to get your attention. Easy as motherfucking pie. You just have to understand - it’s not about you. It’s about them feeding their own egos. They want to know they’re as desirable as the other sluts you’re banging.
Never make the mistake of being too nice to them. That will kill your mystique. They don’t want a pussy. They don’t want to have their ass kissed, even though they’ll act like that’s what they expect. What they really want is to get on their knees and have their faces slapped.[/QUOTE]
Well the chick who got mad cause she can’t buy me stuff has been cock slapped by me a few times…does that count?
[QUOTE=gileanofgrey;2847040]Well the chick who got mad cause she can’t buy me stuff has been cock slapped by me a few times…does that count?[/QUOTE]
Does it count for what? Making you a pimp? I told you, you’re off to a decent start. You’re a rookie though. You ask too many questions about being a pimp. A real pimp has answers, not questions.