Tech forum detritus #446

Bangerdebangerdebangerdebang!

lol…wtf does that mean?

It’s the catchphrase of one Bas “El Guapo” Rutten, who is all about the liver shots. I have no idea what it means, but I love to say it whenever an oppurtunity arises. Bangerdebangerdebang!

The liver shot works well on sucky noob weaklings, and in worked Pancrase matches.

Were you working a Pancrase match?

Frank Shamrock = sucky noob weakling? Somebody has their grumpy panties on today. Oh wait, you do catch? Never mind, all is explained.

FYI herosandwich, it’s pronounced “leever,” as in “thees ees where I punch him and break hees leever!”

Also, unless that guy said “dangita dangita DANG!”, it wasn’t a REAL liver shot.

Frank Shamrock = sucky noob weakling

WORKED PANCRASE MATCHES N000000000000000000000B!!!

I think Cracky is just upset that Bas bounced his head off a table (or “the ambience”) multiple times while saying “Dont-choo ev-ar do thees!!”

“What did you say about my Pancrase matches sir? I’m sorry, I’m going to break your leg now.”

be careful vinceT, cracky is the dark emperor of int3rn3t combat.

Ha! He’s never run up against an inscrutable alien cliche generation device like me before!
“Ding! Dong! Don’t…choo…ever…do…dis…again!”

lol@Bas jokes

LOL, I would say it to Bas’ face, just like I say it on here:

THE MATCHES WERE WORKED. I’m sorry. Really I am. Sorry that his entire career was built on a house of cards (that he glued together instead of even trying), and a bullshit decision “win” over Randleman.

Bas gets way, WAY too much credit.

I’m only gonna say this once, and because you are Canadian, I’ll say it real slow:
When you die a mysterioius death because your liver mysteriously imploded in your chest, the last though to go through your tiny, hockey obsessed brain will be:

“I really should have had more respect for Bas Rutten.” Bas is a loving deity. But he is also a wrathful deity. That’s because Bas likes to keep people guessing.

Bas Rutten is just a more telegenic Bart Vale.

Bas Rutten is just a Dutch Randy Couture.

Bas ENTIRE LEGITIMATE FIGHTING CAREER:

Win over TK by KO (knee)

Win over Villareal (TKO leg kick)

Hmmm…no liver shots…

Your Chance of Hitting Me in the Liver < Your chance of looking like a Total Douchebag

I’d only look like a douchebag because I’d be hitting you.
It isn’t PC to beat on retards anymore… when the fuck did that go out of style???

No more Bas-phamy from the founder, president and only member of the Frank Glamrock fan club now.

Look, semen sipper, you don’t have to do anything to look like a douchebag, you can just sit there.