Plus they taste good
Red Kangaroos are in fact extremely dangerous. They kick with enormous power using their tails to balance on, claw and put people in sort of improvised headlocks. You couldn’t simply walk up to a kangaroo and start fighting it.
They also stand over 6ft with some specimens being closer to 7ft
AWESOME!
I believe you, look at this dude kicking his ass kicked!
A Chinaman would fuck up a kangaroo any day of the week.
Because Chinamen possess mystical powers along with other Asians. Or so the Orientophiles have had us believe since Bruce Lee died.
Thats ASIANophile you racist bastard…orientophile refers to people who hump rugs.
The prefered method is to roll a rug around a sock filled with tiger balm. It’s called a Suzy Wong.
My little brother once got his ass kicked by a deer. True story.
A stag or a doe?
If he got kicked in the ass it must have been a ‘hind’. 
I’ll explain for Spangly Asskick: ass=beHIND. Ok?
I’m well aware, but an ass is a quadraped an arse is what you sit on.
Either spelling is correct for the colloquial term meaning ‘anus’. ‘Ass’ was used in Vince Tortelli’s original post, quite correctly.
You may enjoy being ‘quad raped’ (posh school ?) but most of us prefer a biped to a quadrUped, dumbass.
Surely you must be more than familiar with:
DUMBASS!
YOU’RE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS!
Most of your posts get this response, don’t they?
Your anal obsession requires that you immediately go away and give your self a colonoscopy - good luck in distinguishing your ass from your mouth - they’re both full of shit.
Well then if I spout shit that’ll keep you well fed. Coprophagist.
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Stupid Scatophile.:sleepy2:
Nope.
Looks like a bag of shit encrusted tripe to me, alright.
Never mind - you’ll always be attractive to feral dogs.
Doesn’t matter. I am clean shaved nowadays. For somebody FROM England you sure don’t have a good command of the language.
I bet your teeth are jet black and you are pasty and wear a hooded tracksuit in your housing estate and plot about how to keep “them” out of old Blighty.
I just can’t help it. 60 million + Poms and most of them are no better than animals.
P.S. Before you start the “convicts” line I’ve traced my family back to 1054 and in fact found that the person who founded our family was a woman and a smart one at that. She shifted a few thousand Norwegians to an unsettled tract of land in Denmark. Plus the convicts were largely Irish, or trade unionists.
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Strawman.
I bet your teeth are jet black and you are pasty and wear a hooded tracksuit in your housing estate and plot about how to keep “them” out of old Blighty.
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Ad Hominem
I just can’t help it. 60 million + Poms and most of them are no better than animals.
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Red Herring.
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Genetic fallacy.
Wow, 4 in the same post.
You suck.