Obligatory:
Blowing up balloons serves to normalize clowns’ conceptions of inflated balloons. When we blow up balloons, we forget that air is assigned to those balloons. We begin to believe that air is literally ~in~ the latex.
Wait, wut?
I identify as a hydrogen balloon, btw. Don’t touch me, I’ll explode.
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She has clearly never milked a bull
" Florence Ashley is a doctoral student at the University of Toronto Faculty of Law."
Jesus P. Christ.
(saving my response for Fully Offensive Friday thread)
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Like, “Lesbos” the FUCKING ISLAND IN THE AGEAN?
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They must hate The Little Dutch Boy
Well? zzzzzztwelve
Yes, that, as opposed to those, Lesbos.
I thought the proper term was “Lezzies”?
Ladies in comfortable shoes
I prefer the term “people” but that’s just me.
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My oldest has a female friend over today.
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been reminded “but she’s a lesbian”.
As if it’s a Faraday shield to disrupt my usual parental suspicions.
I’ve set Son Number 2 on watch. He misses nothing, like his pa. Can’t wait for that report.
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Hilarious "But Dad, why do I have to leave the door to my room open, she’s a lesbian?
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Pretty much, but he’s slick.
He prefaced it with “dad I’ll leave the door open” probably betting on me being my usual softie self and saying “well…”.
I’m kind of a pushover until I go over the redline. Then Hulk Dad crushes all fun.