Superhero street fight

  • Phoenix Jones doin’ it again.
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Superhero street fight

Leg kick central in this bitch.

[QUOTE=The Question;2737289]Leg kick central in this bitch.[/QUOTE]

“Gotta check those, dog!”

I seriously doubt the shirtless screamer has any idea what he’s talking about other than watching a UFC or two.

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Halt, citizen!

Superhero street fight

Looks like Phoenix Jones just got himself an Arch-Nemesis.

In all seriousness, Superboy needs to get tazed. Preferably by the police.

Superhero street fight

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of somewhere being referred to as a “Combat State.” Must have been an awkward situation for the police. How does the police report work for that? “I attempted to calm the two suspects down, however they were adamant in continuing to pursue to fight one another. As the two engaged each other, I took over as ‘Street Referee.’”

Also, where was this alleged cheap shot the then shirtless guy kept yammering on about? I don’t support Phoenix Jones or his vigilante ways, but from the looks of it he beat Mr. Orange Shirt fair and square.

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Oh wait wait. Can Mr. Orange Shirt be referred to as “Dr. Citrus?”

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This is the first time I’ve ever heard of somewhere being referred to as a “Combat State.”

It’s actually called “mutual combat.” In Eugene S. Robinson’s “Fight,” there’s an account of a BJJ student who kills a man but gets off on any charges because the fight was deemed mutual combat.

By the way, I highly recommend that book.

[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;2737487]In all seriousness, Superboy needs to get tazed. Preferably by the police.[/QUOTE]

Why? What did he do wrong? He attempted to walk away from the situation the suspects followed him. He contacted police, and police let them fight anyway. Suspect engaged and got owned. Superboy as you call him did nothing wrong. It may be strange for him to walk the streets dressed as a superhero, but its a free country.

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I still stand that Pheonix Jones is a hilarious dude who makes the world a much, much more enjoyable place.

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Leg kicks FTW. Dudebro-fu mustn’t cover defending those.

So we have Dr Citrus and Six Pack Boy as RLSV’s and PJ’s nemesi

‘Holy leg kicks Doc, that was a cheap shot when he punched you in the face!’

Damn Seattle looks like a fun place to live

So orange shirt knew he couldn’t fight why did he bother.

I demand more vigilante street justice.

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I like this. Actual fighting, and a good job done at it! So what if he dresses up to do it! Good work Pheonix.

And it doesn’t hurt that the guy getting schooled ptty much deserved it.

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WTF??? Mutual combat is allowed? tell me more

Holy shit did I just watch a SPD officer officiate a street fight?

Washington kicks ass again.

[QUOTE=Gripper;2738390]I like this. Actual fighting, and a good job done at it! So what if he dresses up to do it! Good work Pheonix.
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He also dresses down to fight.

The dipshit in the OP video would probably not have decided to continue if he knew Ben was actually a professional fighter (disguised in tights).

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I would’ve certainly agreed to “mutually combat” the little shit who took his shirt off.

It is hilarious to watch an untrained person’s plans dissolve they second the take one decent kick to the thigh. I will say that Phoenix sure bounces around a lot for a professional fighter.

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And for the record, I’ve lived near Seattle my whole life, and I’ve never heard anything about “mutual combat” being allowed. I guarantee that, whether or not this is a law, about 97 out of 100 cops would not have allowed that to occur, and that this particular cop is probably in some amount of hot water.