The assault raises a litany of questions, the least of which is what could have prompted this attack in the first place. Traditionally, the United States government has maintained a neutral stance in the shadow wars conducted by clans of ancient feudal assassins, and the possibility that this was a false flag operation by a ronin class of samurai should not be ruled out.
That guy is hilarious. I needed a good laugh. Well done.
Also, f’ing shit WTF was that guy thinking? He’s lucky nobody had a sidearm. but federal felony assault on two US Soldiers? Yeah, when he comes down from whatever episode he’s having he’s going to get sodomized sideways by the law if they catch up to him.