Somebodies been in my room!

I’m sorry if this comes across as a bit blunt, but I’m a bit fucked up right now! The reason why? Its because today after another long day at uni, i came back to my room (in a hostel) to discover my sink covered in blood and dried cum. What that means is that someones been in my room, shagging, in the day when Ive not been there. It also means that it was one of the staff, and another resident (because the staff are the only ones with access to the spare room keys).

This really fucks me up you know. I expect my room to be a ‘safe house’ where I can come back to rest and relax after a hard days study. Not to find that my privacy has been violated. Whats more i realise that this isnt the first time that it has happened, but previously i have just washed the sink up and thought nothing of it. The worse thing is that i even know exactly who has done it (Amanda a young black bird, and Andy, a white carpenter).

They both don’t like me and want to see me back in hospital. So I am fighting to keep my composure, and stay out. If I do have to go back in, it will properly screw up my degree, which i have just finished the forth week of (and is going well).

Can any of you people give me any tips on how i can survive these evil people and ride this strorm. Otherwise if you don’t hear from me for a while you know the reason why.

Cheers lads, John

Have you checked the seat of your shorts…

Sure you can report them to somebody.

I fail to see how they fucking in your bathroom is gonna put you in a hospital, or why should they want you to get there.

Couldn’t they just beat the crap out of you if they want to see you in a hospital?

Hahaha.

…and there’s me just about to make a post suggesting that he file a police report. :XXeyeslam

dont take the piss snake

this is serious man

Also the thing is lads, im not long out of hospital (long term mental health hospital)

I have a history of mental illness, and if i report them its their word over mine. These people are just looking for a chance to bang me away again. Ive been off meds for a couple of weeks now, but it does make me a bit quicker and edigier (John a Aikido black belt even commented on this last time i trained with him). But whereas MAs are geared up to harnass and train anger and emotional disturbences, people in the real world generally have a different take on it.

There are fucking evil peopl out there who are fucking trying their hardest to put me away. It does me good just to chat to you guys about it though. So thanks.

[quote=ninjaboj;2247951]I’m sorry if this comes across as a bit blunt, but I’m a bit fucked up right now! The reason why? Its because today after another long day at uni, i came back to my room (in a hostel) to discover my sink covered in blood and dried cum. What that means is that someones been in my room, shagging, in the day when Ive not been there. It also means that it was one of the staff, and another resident (because the staff are the only ones with access to the spare room keys).

This really fucks me up you know. I expect my room to be a ‘safe house’ where I can come back to rest and relax after a hard days study. Not to find that my privacy has been violated. Whats more i realise that this isnt the first time that it has happened, but previously i have just washed the sink up and thought nothing of it. The worse thing is that i even know exactly who has done it (Amanda a young black bird, and Andy, a white carpenter).

They both don’t like me and want to see me back in hospital. So I am fighting to keep my composure, and stay out. If I do have to go back in, it will properly screw up my degree, which i have just finished the forth week of (and is going well).

Can any of you people give me any tips on how i can survive these evil people and ride this strorm. Otherwise if you don’t hear from me for a while you know the reason why.

Cheers lads, John[/quote]

Assuming that this isn’t bullshit, set up a webcam pointed at your door and leave it recording when you are gone. If the guy is an employee he will or at least should get fired if you get him on tape doing that. For the girl I say a take said video and post it on youtube under a title sure to draw hits and then simply provide her full name and contact info with the phrase “For a goood time call” and the rest should take care of itself.

PLOX post Fucking Vid first.

hi hooded

please read my edited post above for a full story. Because Im still under the care of the mental health services, if i did any of that stuff they would just put it against me as paranoia. Infact I will tell the manager of this place when i next see him (Mark, who i get on with), but i doubt he will believe me, and i know for a fact that they will deny it. What i will do is take a photo on my phone if it happens again, not for youtube but to show mark.

Fucking hell i can’t wait til i move out of this shithole!

The video, then report idea is tops if you ask me.

If you want to get street though, rub some poison oak on your sink before you leave.

This can backfire on you in obvious ways, but if you can pull it off without giving yourself the rash, well, lets just say it will make their next lovers spat a farm more “interesting” conversation… heh heh…

ok lads

ok lads, ive regained my composure now. thanks for listening

[quote=ninjaboj;2247978]please read my edited post above for a full story. Because Im still under the care of the mental health services, if i did any of that stuff they would just put it against me as paranoia. Infact I will tell the manager of this place when i next see him (Mark, who i get on with), but i doubt he will believe me, and i know for a fact that they will deny it. What i will do is take a photo on my phone if it happens again, not for youtube but to show mark.

Fucking hell i can’t wait til i move out of this shithole![/quote]

If you have actual video of them in your room fucking then you have all the evidence you need and they can’t claim paranoia because as your video shows…they were in fact fucking in your room. Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you :wink: Motive as to them trying to get you back in the hospital is weak but in any case you have proven your assertion that they are doing what you say they are.

Other than that if you really don’t think that video is enough then I say fight fire with fire. Go get a hooker, find their respective rooms and go fuck in their beds.

Hi hooded J

i live in a secure hostel. The rooms are kept locked at all times. Hence I cannot just enter Andys room and fuck it up.

I know it was him and Amanda however, because she is young cute black staff, and that bastard has a big dick. She obviously got the key (which the staff can access), let herself and Andy in, had a good time with him, and then locked the door again behind them thinking that no-one would know.

You know what i’m not even gonna rise to it. I do Judo and Aikido, and I know (or am learning) how to fight. Infact this is a battle which i cannot win. If they want to screw in my room fuck them. Im not gonna set up a cctv cam (which i dont even know how to, let alone have time for). Nah, i will just add it to the catalogues of wrongs i have suffered.

Now is not the time to fight them. Sure I would love to get into hers (with my little dinky), and knock that bastards lights out. Infact I am confident that I would be able to KO him, now that I have been working on my horse stance. But what would that achieve? A definite admission to hospital for sure!

But I will make this concession to you lot, the next time it happens (I mean when I return to find my sink covered in dried blood and cum), i will vid it and youtube it, and copy you guys the link. So you can see for yourselves the difference between a clean and ‘dirty’ sink. OK?

If there’s blood and semen in your sink… and you’re unsure of where it came from, that’s probably something that you should report. DNA evidence should absolve you of any wrongdoing, and it certainly doesn’t belong in a secure room of your picking.

This does not warrant fighting or sexing anyone. I wouldn’t report it with any of your suspicions… the police should be alarmed enough that you’ve found blood and semen in your flat that are unrelated to any of your activities. Even if there’s no reason for them to suspect wrongdoing between the sex participants, a case could certainly be made that this is effectively sexual harassment against you.

Take your meds, and quick sitting on broom handles while you touch yourself.

ninjaboj, your troll is showing.

[quote=ninjaboj;2248004]
You know what i’m not even gonna rise to it. [/quote]

COWBOY THE FUCK UP AND STICK UP FOR YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PUSSY!

If you are a troll I shall set you on fire so that you may not regenerate!

Umm…there is dried blood and cum on your sink every time?? That doesn’t seem weird to you? I don’t know how you have sex, or if ever, but either these people are fucking awesome at it or you are just batshit insane.

Let’s review:

  1. You have recently gotten out of a long term mental health facility.
  2. A couple of weeks ago, you stopped taking your meds.
  3. Now all of the sudden semen and dried blood start appearing daily on your sink and you instantly suspect that some poor, unsuspecting sane people are the culprits and are plotting against you because, and I quote: “There are fucking evil peopl out there who are fucking trying their hardest to put me away.”

Yeah dude. You are crazy. Super crazy. Take your meds and clean up after yourself, whatever the hell it is you’re doing in that bathroom. That is your blood and semen. No question about it.

I’m just gonna mention too, that it was really weird you had to point out the race and profession of the people you suspected of fornicating in your bathroom amidst some blood-smeared embrace, and in general you have me just really creeped out now. I’m gonna go go check on my family.

Wow, dude.

Why not?

this is serious man.
Sorry:
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I don’t believe you.

[quote=BudoMonkey;2248082] I’m just gonna mention too, that it was really weird you had to point out the race and profession of the people you suspected of fornicating in your bathroom amidst some blood-smeared embrace, and in general you have me just really creeped out now. I’m gonna go go check on my family.

Wow, dude.[/quote]

Also note that you are creeping out the guy that has a dog banging a lady as his avatar… so yeah might want to take you meds amigo

okay looks like i got myself a little project.

i don’t get it.
i really don’t see the problem.
you are a registered mental patient, but you perceive it as a weakness.
uncle Lebell, and thats me, always says: you have to look at your weak points and turn them into your strong points.

First things first, we must confirm they actually have sex in your bed.
Before you leave in the morning sprinkle itching powder all over your sheets.
In the evening you should be able to confirm wether someone has slept in your bed or not.

personally i dont understand how there’s dried blood and cum in your sink instead of your bed but okay, im willing to roll with it.

let’s assume they’ve done it, then it’s payback time!
dont let them know you’re on to them.
make sure to sneak into Amanda’s room and rub her tampons in tigerbalm, that should keep her off the sex for a good 2 weeks.

when amanda has the burning sensation start a rumor that the guy has gonnoroe.

i’ll leave this at step one for now.
if hyou follow my advice you’ll utterly break and destroy their minds.

ttyl