So Poop Loops is a Moron...

“Angry_Munchausen is just rude, insecure and profane, not clever, cutting and alert like he’d like to think.”

He’s got to be somebody’s gimmick account. Not even Quentin Tarantino could invent a crippled mentally unstable superstrong Australian with a twin brother.

My friar friends are celibate by choice. And statistically, 2% of the population can only satisfy themselves. I’m assuming our angry friend is one…or claiming to be…whatever…I don’t care.

Is Spastic a German surname???

I meant to refer to his remark about the asexual movement, not a single member of which is in any way sexually desirable to anyone anyway.

Similar to how your photoshop skills are not desirable to anyone.

“Asexual” refers to people who, for any number of reasons, abstain from sex or sexually themed materials.

For me it’s because I’ve just come out of a really bad relationship and it should begin where it ends: Erotophobia.

It’s similar to my respect for paper wasps, a particularly aggressive wasp found in Queensland.

I got stung once quite badly and now I neither go around burning their nests or stirring them up. I leave them alone cos let’s face it the little fuckers are efficient at killing spiders etc but bring most other creatures no joy.

Whenever I see a paperwasp nest in a non-hazardous place I just leave them alone.

[quote=Lily]

Self satisfied? Far from it.

It was a work of fiction in the first place, I just condensed it.

I’m definitely pretentious.

How can you claim to have witnessed something when you weren’t in the same room observing? You’re not one of those cranks who claim to have “remote viewing” are you?

Ze-Der-Unt…

That reminds me… I gotta get back to learning Danish…

VERHILDEN!

    We have fire ants. Cars go fast. Some buildings have four doors. Women smell good. It's harder to see after dark.

List of known “asexuals”




see a common theme?

You must have a crush on aardvarks, don’t you? Go do some pushups or something.

damn you pushups! dammmmmmmmn yooooooooooou!

They all need a haircut? (Which I have of course had in the three years since the pic was taken)

:disgust:

:sign12:

Um, I HAVE had a haircut. I’m not a Sikh… so I DO cut my hair and I now shave twice a day.

Plus Sikhs get to learn Gatka.

It’s HARE lip and no I don’t (and if you look at the photos neither do they)

Altering quotes is NOT a form of argument.

As for training the PCYC won’t take me even though I’m cleared to wrestle, Cameron Quinn lives on the Gold Coast and his Brisbane school closed over 10 years ago and Sensei Haseman won’t take me because he says he can’t provide one-on-one time from himself or his students.

Yes, Mr. Muchausen.

they all need :new_color h:new_color a:new_color i:new_color r:new_color c:new_color u :new_color t :new_color s :new_color

I like cheese

Wind is free

Stawberries grow on strawberry plants

This has been another episode of short attention span theater.

Is that fucking Paula Poundstone? Shit, haven’t seen her in years…

If only we could say the same for Atrophied_Spazzwank.

Because claiming to be an agent of a random force in the Universe (fate) is witty.

Or not.