So, for the record, grow the hell up.

ARE YOU A
FAGGOT?

Ever wondered if you were a godamned faggot? Ever spent sleepless nights wondering why you thought Sean Connery looked so freaking nice? Ever wondered if you were actually homosexual? Well, take this simple quiz and you will find out. It works for girls too, even though we all know that there are no girls on the internets.

What is your sex? And by sex I mean : do you have a penis or a vagina?

I’m a boy (I have a penis). But sometimes I act like a sandy vag
I’m a girl (I have a vagina).
I’m an hermaphrodite (I kind of have a penis and a vagina).

Do you prefer boys or girls? And by prefer I mean : would you rather have sex/marry/spend your life with a boy or a girl?

I prefer boys.
I prefer girls.
I prefer hermaphrodites.
I like old people
None, I prefer to be alone.

Are you single?

Yeah, I am.
No, I have a girlfriend.
I have a boyfriend actually.
I’m with myself.

Just for fun, do you think you’re gay or not?

I believe I’m gay.
I think I may be a lesbian.
Nope, I’m not.
Hard to say, I’m hermaphrodite.
I said I like to be alone.
I am an EMO prick.
My name is Lebell

is it possible to fail this test? If so, what does that signify?

my name is Lebell.

Yeah?

I.

Am.

A.

Lesbian!

:eusa_shhh

How about a simplier test:

Is your screen name either of these on Bullshido?:

  1. HiThere

or

  1. Sambo12

If you answered yes to either one of these, then yes you are.**

**I’m going off the assumption that Lebell doesn’t need a test for this sort of thing.

You’ve been gone HOW long and return only with THIS?

its just a reprint of the RAF “Faggot Officer Reserve Corps” test, FORC-15b/a

yeah when are those racists going to let straight people join?

What …you want pictures of dead people ?

Fixed.

only if the bodies are heavily mutilated plz.

There’s actually a shorter version of the test:

Do you:

a) Suck people’s dicks

b) Not suck people’s dicks

If your answer was “a” you are a faggot.

There is nothing wrong with licking pussy no matter who you are.

Oh FFS,

Just take out a personal ad already!

:new_cussi

Wait out !

Although I’ve given up spending energy on hunting p*ssy and rather spend it rolling with sweaty men on mats, I believe it’s important to add:

I hate lcking pussy.

some month ago i was talking about licking pussy with my friends and i told them quite honestly i dont like the idea.
they said it can be really horny to do etc.

so after thinking about it i thought why not.
my neighbour downstairs has a pussy.
so i licked it and it started hissing and scratching.
i was bleeding like a pig.
and whats with all the hair anyway?

Bill,i know this silly joke about the questionaire.
you ask someone to rate sexual acts, example:

doggy style?

7 out of 10

ok, missionairy position?

6

woman on top?

8

sucking dick?

10 out of 10!

oh? and getting your dick sucked?

loads of people fall for that one.

Ban Plz for unoriginal unfunnyness and outstanding douchebaggery.

Leave the homosexual jokes to the professionals like Sirc

sirc is a professional homosexual?

Leftnant Humm! How was Iraq!?

SIR! NOT ENOUGH FAGGOTZ TO SHOOT AT! SIR!!

Well-well ol’chum, have some tea with us, the lads and I are playing a bit of Halo3. Proper good fun this is.