Site maintenance, this weekend

All - I’ve zeroed in on some performance issues which I intend to correct, this weekend. Yes, the dreaded 503 errors we’ve been seeing here and there. I have been looking for zebras, so when this thing neighed at me, I about dropped my pants.

These updates will require forum down time. I will do my best to accomplish at off-peak times, but you may need to pop over to the Facebook group to get your fix for a day or so.

For those of you on Sociocide, a similar problem exists. That is going to be my test bed.

Keep an eye on this thread, I’ll do my best to give a realistic schedule and progress updates, here.

You can’t get a bullshido fix from the facebook page. They are 10 years behind bullshido. Still arguing about Aikido and if grappling is legit. It blows my mind sometimes.

Booyah, Master Chief.

[QUOTE=Diesel_tke;3049934]You can’t get a bullshido fix from the facebook page. They are 10 years behind bullshido. Still arguing about Aikido and if grappling is legit. It blows my mind sometimes.[/QUOTE]

You can, but you might attract stalkers if you use your real name.

Without the defensive perimeter here, you could get bum rushed by Booj zealots at any moment.

Or worse, QAnon fuckheads.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3050952]You can, but you might attract stalkers if you use your real name.

Without the defensive perimeter here, you could get bum rushed by Booj zealots at any moment.

Or worse, QAnon fuckheads.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;kt1SKWgRtqM]https://youtu.be/kt1SKWgRtqM[/video]

[QUOTE=Lily;3050964]Still ahead of MAP “How do splitz?”.[/QUOTE]

Yes. Definitely.

Sociocide is back online.

I think that’ll do 'er. We are back.

//youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ

[QUOTE=submessenger;3051020]I think that’ll do 'er. We are back.

//youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ
[/QUOTE]
Sesame Street some of the most sophisticated humor known to mankind.

FYI I did get at least one period of 503s for about 3m today.

Maybe I’m just a special unicorn, but if you see one, please post a timestamp.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3051037]FYI I did get at least one period of 503s for about 3m today.

Maybe I’m just a special unicorn, but if you see one, please post a timestamp.[/QUOTE]

Had one. A couple of times hitting refresh got me back.

[QUOTE=hungryjoe;3051042]Had one. A couple of times hitting refresh got me back.[/QUOTE]

Posting the time down to the minute at least will give him a way of comparing logs to the events.

My theory? Aliens.

Fist instance at 2:56pm 11/04/19. Then happened a couple more times right after that.

Service Unavailable

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.

Additionally, a 503 Service Unavailable error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

[QUOTE=Diesel_tke;3051349]Fist instance at 2:56pm 11/04/19. Then happened a couple more times right after that.

Service Unavailable

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.

Additionally, a 503 Service Unavailable error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.[/QUOTE]

Ditto, although I saw mine at 2:57 Central.

I login to Sociocide and get a blank screen. Then I tried entering via the BS.net link but am taken back to Sociocide’s login.

I can no longer get into my favorite porn sites.

I think my wife has installed a counter measure blocking all network access to porn.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3051354]I’ve gotten a blank screen trying to log into Sociocide for years.

I thought it was just me.[/QUOTE]

Yes.

.

Where am I going to complain about Mr Lily?

[QUOTE=Lily;3051362]Where am I going to complain about Mr Lily?[/QUOTE]

I find with Sociocide, that if you fail to login, hit back once, and then hit F5 to resubmit - seems to work almost every time, for me.

[QUOTE=submessenger;3051361]Sociocide has some other issues not related to this. [/QUOTE]

LOL, Don’t make me piss myself.

Problem Uno: W. Rabbit account was denied.