[quote=Sri Hanuman;2357680]…the fact that he lacks the class/brain cells/bravado to take his girl friend on an actual date. (Which surprisingly says as much about the girl to be dating this guy… sorry, just had to say it.)
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Big cocks usually compensate for bad manners.
I should know.
My grandpa was a farmer.
For a martial arts website, you guys sure love to give relationship advice.
Beat him up already.
[quote=jspeedy;2357530]Yes, you’re an asshole! You knew her guy (Adam) didn’t ever take her out so you did. You took out another guy’s girl= asshole. If you’re not friends with Adam than I don’t suppose you should really care that you kind of pulled a dick move. Consequently, this other guy Adam is an asshole for not taking out his girl and treating her right. Lastly, this girl is an asshole for giving it up to Adam for a year without ever having gone on a date.
You’re all assholes!
What to do about Adam? Well, do you want his girl? If so kick his ass and take her out again. If not just dicktuck and apologize to him.[/quote]
Ninja Please! This dude has know the girl for 6 years. If he wants to take his FRIEND out to eat dinner then WTF is the problem? I’ve taken female friends out to dinner and shit when they were in relationships. It’s not a problem.
Bottom line, NOT a dick move.
I can’t post pic from here, but ^^^
that’s why they have giant dildos.
Less expensive than dating one.
Take Adam out for a nice dinner and then molest him.
[quote=Pilgrim;2357682]Big cocks usually compensate for bad manners.
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[SIZE=2]This is apparently not the case either.
Maybe Adam should start Chun so I can hate him even more.
I’m not allowed to have sex because I’m straightedge (happy 4/20, lolwut).
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[quote=Sri Hanuman;2357685]I can’t post pic from here, but ^^^
that’s why they have giant dildos.
Less expensive than dating one.[/quote]
That, Sir, is a valid point.
The Rafiki picture indeed belongs to you, not to me.
Technically, yes. In most cases,
the dick stays in his place when they ride you like a racehorse.
…Threadwin? Threadwin.
This is what this story made me think off, it’s not entirely related, but it’s funny,
So enjoy.
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This needs to be kept on a wall.
My solution, just fuck everyone involved. That way, no one has the right to complain. And if Adam isn’t up for it, well, you’re only offering him what you’re offering her.
Problem solved.
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I’m not allowed to have sex because I’m straightedge (happy 4/20, lolwut).[/quote]
[Snake Plissken, where art thou?]
How old are you, son? - How long have you been an Edger?
Already tatted with the Xs somewhere?
And I mean, HOW STUPID MUST THIS ADAM FAG BE?
If you’re a real edger and not just only into hardcore, THE DOORS ARE CLOSED AS IF YOU WERE DOING DUDES!!!
Also, X-Edge sucks. (For me.)
[quote=Pilgrim;2357699][Snake Plissken, where art thou?]
How old are you, son? - How long have you been an Edger?
Already tatted with the Xs somewhere?
And I mean, HOW STUPID MUST THIS ADAM FAG BE?
If you’re a real edger and not just only into hardcore, THE DOORS ARE CLOSED AS IF YOU WERE DOING DUDES!!!
Also, X-Edge sucks. (For me.)[/quote]
Only 20, claimed edge two years ago?
[SIZE=2]I guess people who don’t understand the lifestyle that comes with being edge don’t really understand and just think I’m just silently promising ‘No, I promise I won’t have sex with her’ when it’s really different from that.
I know where I’m getting mine done, just not sure when.
And being edge isn’t for everyone. You want to live your life, go right ahead, I’ll live mine.
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Are they married? No. Do whatever the fuck you want. One thing though (seriously): You implied earlier that you are a sex addict. Does the bf know this?
@ Pilgrim pushups for the Mayhem clip
Jeebus, why would anyone waste their youth like that?
By God you’ll regret it when you’re 41, married with kids, and your face looks like you’re suffering from bell’s palsy.
[quote=War Wheel;2357702]Are they married? No. Do whatever the fuck you want. One thing though (seriously): You implied earlier that you are a sex addict. Does the bf know this?
@ Pilgrim pushups for the Mayhem clip[/quote]
Not being a dick, but where did I say I am a sex addict?
I underlined and highlighted it for you.
Kick her back doors in.
HTH.
[quote=Kickapoo;2357700]Only 20, claimed edge two years ago?
I guess people who don’t understand the lifestyle that comes with being edge don’t really understand and just think I’m just silently promising ‘No, I promise I won’t have sex with her’ when it’s really different from that.
I know where I’m getting mine done, just not sure when.
And being edge isn’t for everyone. You want to live your life, go right ahead, I’ll live mine.
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OMFG you’re straight edge (rolls eyes). Kid, take a moment to read the lyric in my sig, think about it, and ask yourself this: How can a movement intended to liberate your mind attempt to dictate your actions? You are a fucking Punk Rocker damnit; What do you mean “not allowed”?!?! WAKE THE FUCK UP.
I was straight edge from 1982-1985. In Boston. And I smoked every day. Who cared? No one that’s who. I chose to smoke because I didn’t feel it compromised my state of mind. End of story. That’s Teh R34l S.E.
The operative word in the following is “I” not “Don’t”
I don’t smoke
I don’t drink
I don’t fuck
At least I can
fucking think
Son, it’s time to fucking think. :blob1:
[quote=BaronVonDingDong;2357704]Jeebus, why would anyone waste their youth like that?
By God you’ll regret it when you’re 41, married with kids, and your face looks like you’re suffering from bell’s palsy.[/quote]
^ this.
as someone who was straight edge literally before you were born.
you’re going to look back on these years, while drinking a beer and laugh at yourself, and think “what the fuck was i thinking?” don’t believe me? ask some of the guys from minor threat, etc.
but yes, by all means, live your life, it’s yours.
[quote=War Wheel;2357712]OMFG you’re straight edge (rolls eyes). Kid, take a moment to read the lyric in my sig, think about it, and ask yourself this: How can a movement intended to liberate your mind attempt to dictate your actions? You are a fucking Punk Rocker. What do you mean “not allowed”?!?! WAKE THE FUCK UP.
The operative word in the following is “I” not “Don’t”
I don’t smoke
I don’t drink
I don’t fuck
At least I can
fucking think
Son, it’s time to fucking think. :blob1:[/quote]
[SIZE=2]I understand where you’re coming from, but a lot of people claim edge for a lot of different reasons. I wasn’t drinking or smoking or having casual sex before I claimed edge when a lot of people were. I’ve seen people get messed up on drugs and by alcohol and I decided early on to distance myself from it.
Also, I am sorry somewhere you got the impression I am a sex addict.
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I didn’t get that you’re straight edge. See my post above.