[QUOTE=PizDoff;2724323]Great troll thread bro.[/QUOTE]
You son of a bitch.
Congratulations Aus. I know you’ll be a great husband.
[QUOTE=It is Fake;2724336]I hope you have a kid. That way someone in your house will be smaller than you. Congrats. Enjoy your next full time job.[/QUOTE]
Can’t stop laughing.
[QUOTE=Styygens;2724204]What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=jnp;2724397]Congratulations Aus. I know you’ll be a great husband. [/QUOTE]
I’m working on it. I believe we talked about some of this when I was in San Antonio?
[QUOTE=It is Fake;2724336]I hope you have a kid. That way someone in your house will be smaller than you. Congrats. Enjoy your next full time job.[/QUOTE]
It was a package deal. I now have a son. 5 years old.
[QUOTE=Styygens;2724204]I’m a little disappointed in her because I thought she had more sense, but maybe she sees you as a fixer-upper. She’s probably right. I don’t think you’re unsalvagable.[/QUOTE]
That means a lot to me coming from you, good buddy.
[QUOTE=Styygens;2724204]Now I have to think about wedding gifts. What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???[/QUOTE]
Well, considering last Wednesday, Ms. Auslander says to me, “Hey babe, let’s go buy some new knives & then pick up a romantic comedy”…
And you know she wasn’t talking about for the kitchen…
Congrats!
I shall hang up my wingman jacket and take out my bachelor party jacket!
My condolences to the new fiance, of course…
[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2724516]It was a package deal. I now have a son. 5 years old.[/QUOTE]
Finally a training partner in your own size!
I am as tall as Chuck Norris guys.
[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2724516]It was a package deal. I now have a son. 5 years old.[/QUOTE]I noticed you left out who is taller; duly noted.
[QUOTE=It is Fake;2724616]I noticed you left out who is taller; duly noted.[/QUOTE]
You’re funny.
Congratulations
…and hey, if you find you like having a wife, why not ditch the Buddhism for Mormonism and get yourself a couple more 
Wait, does Buddhism promote monogamy?
[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;2724781]Wait, does Buddhism promote monogamy?[/QUOTE]
Don’t ask me… but my Taoism is bringing mo honeyz to the yard.
[QUOTE=Ignorami;2724780]Congratulations
…and hey, if you find you like having a wife, why not ditch the Buddhism for Mormonism and get yourself a couple more :-)[/QUOTE]
We’re going with Lutheran ninjutsu.
[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;2724781]Wait, does Buddhism promote monogamy?[/QUOTE]
Depending on the tradition, celibacy is preferred as a monastic lifestyle, though householders are a vocation addressed by the Buddha. The status depends on tradition.
[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2724820]We’re going with Lutheran ninjutsu.[/QUOTE]
95 escape plans?
Marriage is a great institution, and its about time you were institutionalised