Special thanks to Cassius for backing me up with the video camera. Definitely the most badass shit I’ve ever done. Fighting at Nationals is not even close. The worst pub brawl was a cake wake compared to the moment.
Ladies & gentleman, there will be a Mrs. Auslander!
Sorry… I was stalling for time because my first inclination on BS.net was to be a smartass – I might still be.
Congrats! You’re a very lucky man. I’m a little disappointed in her because I thought she had more sense, but maybe she sees you as a fixer-upper. She’s probably right. I don’t think you’re unsalvagable.
Now I have to think about wedding gifts. What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???
[QUOTE=Styygens;2724204]What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???[/QUOTE]A good question, I was pondering that one myself. At any rate, congratulations.