She said...

…yes!

Video forthcoming shortly!

Special thanks to Cassius for backing me up with the video camera. Definitely the most badass shit I’ve ever done. Fighting at Nationals is not even close. The worst pub brawl was a cake wake compared to the moment.

Ladies & gentleman, there will be a Mrs. Auslander!

Congratulations man!

Grats, suc- uh, Bodhi!

My little boy’s all grown up and saving Va-China! :.)

Yes, I went with the Mulan reference. Congratz man.

Congratulations!

Did you take a knee?

Looking forward to the video.

Uhhhhh…

[QUOTE=hungryjoe;2724197]Congratulations!

Did you take a knee?

Looking forward to the video.[/QUOTE]

He probably reaped the leg.

[QUOTE=Styygens;2724200]Uhhhhh…[/QUOTE]

Sorry… I was stalling for time because my first inclination on BS.net was to be a smartass – I might still be.

Congrats! You’re a very lucky man. I’m a little disappointed in her because I thought she had more sense, but maybe she sees you as a fixer-upper. She’s probably right. I don’t think you’re unsalvagable.

Now I have to think about wedding gifts. What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???

Congrats!!

make sure to use all the great advice that will be coming forth from your brother bullies(and congrats)

[QUOTE=Styygens;2724204]What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???[/QUOTE]A good question, I was pondering that one myself. At any rate, congratulations.

Congratulations

Had you knocked her up, or is it love?

Good work fella!

Congratu-motherfucking-lations, son. That’s some awesome shit.

Here’s to many long years of happiness with the future wife.

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Now I have to think about wedding gifts. What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???[/QUOTE]

His and hers zafu cushions, of course.

http://www.samadhicushions.com/Zafu_Meditation_Cushion_s/23.htm

[QUOTE=Styygens;2724204] Now I have to think about wedding gifts. What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???[/QUOTE]

Steal something of his.

Great troll thread bro.

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Now I have to think about wedding gifts. What does one get for the zen priest who has nothing???[/QUOTE]

Nothing? He clearly has a steady supply of roofies or something similar.

not another wedding to go to…

i mean, congrats!

I hope you have a kid. That way someone in your house will be smaller than you. Congrats. Enjoy your next full time job.