JFS does nothing but sit on his ass all day and post.
thank you.
When do we get to hear the secret?
Tell us something we dont know …
He spends alot of the time on the PC but he still seems to be able to whip everyone who has showed up at the throwdown … :dontknow:
Also - he’s not really bald. He’d look like Fabio if he didn’t shave his dome cue-ball smooth. It makes him look scarier.
JFS dosen’t sleep, he waits…
JFS is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
JFS once walked down the street with a massive Hard on, 24 people were killed and 36 injured.
When JFS does push ups, he doesn’'t push himself off the ground, he pushes the earth down.
Hurricane Katrina was caused by JFS after an eating binge at Taco Bell.
JFS doesn’t do pushups, he just does the same hung gar form three times a day then drinks a pot of coffee and smokes a pack of cigarettes*
Actually, I’m not kidding.
True story: JFS’s last challenge match was november of 2005. His first punch was so powerful that it knocked his opponent into orbit. When the poor fool finally touched down month later, the force of his impact was so great that it triggered the Tsunami in the South Pacific.
Not only that but it’s common knowledge that JFS actually pities Mr T and considers him a fool.
That JFS is hella tough.
JFS wipes his ass with sandpaper, extra corse, for fun.
JFS likes fast cars, fast women and camel toe… not necessisarily in that order.
JFS also eats his own young as he found that this is a kung fu technique that keep you young forever…
JFS once declared gong sau on the whole of Mainland china, and this is why Taiwan is still free today.
JFS has banged your mom… and sister… at the same time…
When JFS practises his forms, the earth shakes, the tides change and time stands still, and then he gets serious.
He also killed a man in Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.
JFS once teabagged a man to death.
Janet Reno ?
To paraphrase a JFS saying:
Janet Reno is a jizz receptacle !
every time JFS takes a pee an angel dies.
he only pees once every 1,000 years.