whats with all the major fake martial artists and claiming that they are ex or have some connection with the secret service or military of some sort, you think that would get old by now.
ie frank dux, captain chris, george dillman, ASHIDA KIM
as a secret service agent I am not able to comment on that…
Praise be to the Emperor!
Do you doubt my military affiliation!?!? Heretic!
And hey, what’s up with those Croc shoe knock offs. That’s not right.
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?
You know, Cap’N Crunch wasn’t really in the navy, either.
And next you’ll tell me that Count Chocula wasn’t a real Count!
Or that little green leprechauns don’t exist! Fuck all the haters and doubters!
All these fakes in the cereal industry. At least I can always trust Dr. Pepper.
At least you have him.
(pssst: he wasn’t a real dr. and he wasn’t made of pepper. sorry.)
i want to know what Captain Planet was a captain of…
he was captain of keeping the planet green!
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(pssst: he wasn’t a real dr. and he wasn’t made of pepper. sorry.)
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Who’s the genius who put an ejection seat in a helicopter?
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Who’s the genius who put an ejection seat in a helicopter?[/quote]
You mom…
Captain Crunch was a hero in the Naval Reserve during Vietnam, he fixed the freezer so the ice Cream Didn’t melt and become all runny, runny ice cream and we would have lost the war…
Sure, and me an Uncle Ben are related.
I’m always amazed that Uncle ben and Aunt Jemima are still company mascots
You would fire them because they’re black? Racist bastard.
Wait, Dr. Pepper’s not a doctor!?
Dammit, now I need a new primary physician. I hope Dr. Nick Riviera is taking new patients.
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I’ll never forget the night when we all got wasted and Betty Crocker went down on Sara Lee…