Royal Wedding Condoms

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No, seriously.

http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html

Sorry, I’m right in the heart of all this Royal Wedding stuff and some of the things these people are coming up with are just amazing.

See also: Royal Wedding Toilet Covers http://www.amazon.co.uk/PRINCE-WILLIAM-MIDDLETON-COTTON-TOILET/dp/B004OZHY5G

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fucking. legend.
I might buy these for my grandma

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Coming soon from Crown Jewels:
Extra strong Churchill Condoms

http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/story.html

We shall fuck on the beaches, we shall fuck on the landing grounds, we shall fuck in the fields and in the streets, we shall fuck in the hills.

Was that in poor taste?

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lol that make me laugh a bit . . . :slight_smile:

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Does it come with the Pippa Pack for anal pleasure?

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There’s also a ‘performance’ version as well, with this printed around the base…

That should keep the wolf from the door.

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[QUOTE=Kovacs;2547415]There’s also a ‘performance’ version as well, with this printed around the base…

That should keep the wolf from the door.[/QUOTE]

I’m an American from the Southeastern U.S. I don’t know who the fuck that is or why it’s funny. Educate me.

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[QUOTE=devil;2547463]I’m an American from the Southeastern U.S. I don’t know who the fuck that is or why it’s funny. Educate me.[/QUOTE]
That’s Princess Beatrice of York.

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Gracias.

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In case you hadn’t already twigged, the funny comes because of thunder thighs:

And stupid hat

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We Americans think of British royalty in the Cinderella framework. I believe the dear Beatrice was one of the ladies in the ugly hats that my daughter decided was one of Cinderella’s evil stepsisters.

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Bingo. I was right.

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[QUOTE=devil;2547478]We Americans think of British royalty in the Cinderella framework. I believe the dear Beatrice was one of the ladies in the ugly hats that my daughter decided was one of Cinderella’s evil stepsisters.[/QUOTE]
So you have yet to see…

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Please, you would nail her in either or both for the land and titles.

[QUOTE=judoka_uk;2547477]In case you hadn’t already twigged, the funny comes because of thunder thighs:

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A kingdom for a horse?