I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper to this to scissors? screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors; I always choose rock. Then when people claim to beat me I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I am sorry, I thought paper would protect you, You asshole.
You lost something very valuable by choosing rock once didn’t you.
you got me there:) nice outfit you are wearing in your avatar btw
Yeah but rumor has it that I was with the chick next to me so it’s worth it.
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Yeah but rumor has it that I was with the chick next to me so it’s worth it.[/quote]
Uh, there were other rumours, too.
How is Captain Metropolis?
Fuck off.