question for JKDchick

yo, JKDchick, i heard that JKD sucks balls. is that true or untrue?

It’s totally useless in all situations. The worst possible thing you can train. Worthless. Might as well just bend over now.

hehe she said like “bend over”,dude

Originally posted by JKDChick
It’s totally useless in all situations. The worst possible thing you can train. Worthless. Might as well just bend over now.

Finally!!!

I’ve been waiting for you to admit you really were a closet TMAist…

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

MMA 4 LIFE!

Originally posted by Matt Stone
[B]Finally!!!

I’ve been waiting for you to admit you really were a closet TMAist…

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: [/B]

TKD!
TKD!
TKD!

Originally posted by J-kid
MMA 4 LIFE!

Like the gay man who married a woman to show the world he really wasn’t gay, you promote MMA because in reality, behind closed doors, you don a TKD uniform and practice your “kihap” all alone…

JKDChick, you are welcome in our classes any time. I will show you personally the value of TMA training…

IT’S BEAR HUG TIME!!!

Arent you the guy that writes South Park?

Lol… I know the bearhug. It’s also called a bodylock.

Well, my avatar is better looking than yours, so neener neener neener.

if you want jeet kune do, shut up

If you want xing yi quan…what the hell is xing yi quan anyway? Shut up with the xing yi quan.

Originally posted by Matsufubu
what the hell is xing yi quan anyway?

good question

Apparently JKDChick’s response to my comment was deleted…

Hmmm…

Anyway, the drill went something like this:

Attacker punches Defender with right fist. Defender slaps Attacker’s arm with left hand, punches with right. Attacker deflects Defender’s punch with left hand, which Defender then clears with left hand.

I can’t remember the rest, but there are one or two more “punch/trap” exchanges.

The things that bothered me were:

a) The trapping drill was too long. There were simply too many exchanges that required very specific actions/reactions on the part of both players.

b) There was no room, no allowance, for variation. The drill “had” to be done “just so.” The person instructing the session was very particular that the drill was done without deviance from the script. Period. That seems to fly in the face of much of what I know JKD attitude to be. It was a dead drill, with little application outside of a cool exercise to show others.

There was also an application drill on how to incorporate moving from long range into close range while using an initial trapping technique, followed by elbows, knees and headbutts. The problems I found with this could be summed up with Brucie’s own philosophy (often misconstrued and misinterpreted) about “forms.” The routine (and I got the genuine impression it is taught and expected to be followed and applied) was dependent upon very specific things occuring, not the least of which was that the opponent wasn’t trying to blow through you with a great degree of violence. Now, I’m not talking about a high level of contact - it was a one hour seminar for Christ’s sake. What I’m talking about was the lack of orientation to a highly agitated opponent, the lack of “realism” as it would apply to how the opponent would react to certain hits… The whole thing was more scripted than any one step sparring I’ve ever done in my life.

I’m not saying this is a huge indictment of JKD, not at all. What I’m saying is that this particular training session was less than impressive in my eyes. Sure, I train a TMA. Sure, we do certain things that require ABCD techniques. But we tell our students from the very outset that it is highly unlikely things will go as planned, and that we are training ABCD for specific reasons (develop the coordination, understanding of distance, timing and rhythm, application of combinations instead of single techniques, etc.). THEN we start the drill…

This guy never once made reference to how the drill would break down in a more alive confrontation… Hence my disappointment with the entire thing.

Originally posted by Matsufubu
If you want xing yi quan…what the hell is xing yi quan anyway? Shut up with the xing yi quan.

If you want Bujinkan Taijutsu… what the hell is taijutsu anyway? Shut up with the Bujinkan Taijutsu.

But wait, let me save you the trouble…

If you want Yiliquan… what the hell is Yiliquan anyway? Shut up with the Yiliquan.

Now do you have anything to contribute, or just continual post whoring, attention whoring, and general mayhem? Just trying to decide whether I pay attention to anything you say in the future or not…

wolf eat him hes annoying. yiliquan = sillyquan. taijutsu is what rock lee trains in. bujinkan is japanese for brothel.

"If you want Bujinkan Taijutsu… what the hell is taijutsu anyway? Shut up with the Bujinkan Taijutsu.

But wait, let me save you the trouble…

If you want Yiliquan… what the hell is Yiliquan anyway? Shut up with the Yiliquan."

YOU RE NOT FUNNY PLEASE EAT HIM WOLF.

Now do you have anything to contribute, or just continual post whoring, attention whoring, and general mayhem? Just trying to decide whether I pay attention to anything you say in the future or not…

JKFL:SDJOIENFDKL PWNED BY T3H D34DLY!

Bujinkan is a japanese Brothel ???
Well, shit, that changes everything !!!
puts on ninja hood and stores condoms in shuriken poach

before u do ur mama plz wrap ur katana

Originally posted by Matt Stone
[B]If you want Bujinkan Taijutsu… what the hell is taijutsu anyway? Shut up with the Bujinkan Taijutsu.

But wait, let me save you the trouble…

If you want Yiliquan… what the hell is Yiliquan anyway? Shut up with the Yiliquan.

Now do you have anything to contribute, or just continual post whoring, attention whoring, and general mayhem? Just trying to decide whether I pay attention to anything you say in the future or not… [/B]

Post whoring? Trollshido posts don’t add anything to my post count. You’re in Trollshido, JellyQuest Instructor. 90% of posts at Bullshido are ‘LOL’, ‘LMAO’, or other relatively useless posts. And Trollshido = trollish.

Attention whoring? If I were attention whoring I’d be starting countless new posts about myself and my wacky life. I don’t, so shut yer marf.

General mayhem? Rubbish. Now shut up.

I don’t care whether you pay attention to what I say in the future. I don’t watch South Park anymore, anyway.

Now go and PM most of the Bullshido members to tell them to only post interesting and constructive posts that you want to read. I’d like to see what response you get. Sometimes I post ‘proper’ posts, sometimes I post crap (just like most others here). Lighten up.

If you want to continue the argument, PM me. Otherwise, join some super-boring website where nobody ever takes the piss.

WAS THEYRE 3VEN ANY POINT 2 THIS? O WATE THIS IS TROLSHIDO, MY BAD, NOTH1NG, EV3R DOES MAK3 TWO THIRDS OF A QUARTER S3NSE H3R3… I love the AOLer translator.