Don’t know if it’s the right forum but anyway, a veritable goldmine of comedy
http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_search.php (possibly NSFW)
An example:
PunterNet Field Report on “June” of Guildford
Field Report number 80461 - posted 21 Feb 2008
From: martinarse - Click Here to see all reports by this author
Location: Guildford
Phone: 07779 486369
Date: Mon 18 Feb 2008
Time of Day: 1400
Type of Visit: Incall
Time Spent: 1 hr
Price: 80
Her Place: Nice little pad council place clean and tidy
Description: Old about 70? and she wears a white sort of dress and has fuzzy hair and a nose stud? but okay and looked amazed to see me as im only 24!
Comments: Well read reports and i wanted to do another oldie and i love them! went into bedroom and she underessed and got me on the bed and sucked my cock nicely! I asked for anal without a condom and she said ok! she is very shy i thought but i wasnt! I have a good cock about 10 inches and she lubed up and i got her behind her with her kneeling on the bed and entered her balls deep and started to fuck that hairy anal hole hard and the harder i fucked the more she moaned and boy i was in full flow and felt the sackage about to burst! pushed fully in and unloaded a weeks worth!!! pulled out and asked her to suck it and rim me and she did!
What a granny! we then layed in silence (she is shy) and then round two! sucked me off and bang! straight up the shitter again! unloaded and went home!
Recommended: Yes